Despite being a compulsive liar and having no one else to blame but herself for probably two-thirds of her problems, Lindsay Lohan remains convinced police are out to get her.
Lohan, who is facing jail time for her most recent probation violation, is telling friends that the cops have a vendetta against her and will stop at nothing to bring her down.
Best of all, Lindsay is STILL CLAIMING that she wasn't driving when her Porsche slammed into a truck in June. Officials do not concur and will charge her with lying to police.
LiLo claimed she was a passenger in her car, and that her assistant was the one who was actually driving and caused the Pacific Coast Highway Crash.
Yet witnesses say she was in fact behind the wheel. Obviously.
Lindsay is said to be "terrified" of going back to jail, especially since Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear she would revoke her probation and send her ass back there.
If she breaks the law again, that is. Sautner can revoke probation on mere suspicion - without having to wait for a conviction - of a crime, but it remains to be seen if she will.
She's tough, but fair after all.
Lindsay says she's done a good job obeying the law since her no contest plea in the jewelry heist case, which tells you a lot about her self-perception problems.
Still, she plans to throw herself at the mercy of the court, supposedly, in an attempt to stay out of the pokey. What do you think: should Lindsay Lohan do hard time?