Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are involved in drama every week - at least on the cover of tabloids. But this time, the celebrity gossip hit a little close to home.
In Touch Weekly alleged last week that Angelina had an affair with a dialect coach she worked with for her upcoming film Salt. Not so, according to E! News.
That's because he didn't even work with Jolie on Salt.
"All my friends thought it was hysterical," said 51-year-old Howard Samuelsohn. "I've had eight different reporters call me. One was even outside my home."
He says that In Touch contacted him asking about the nature of his relationship with Jolie. His response: "'Yes, I know her professionally. She's very nice.'"
Ha. Dude's totally nailing her. That gives it away.
Could Brangelina actually be - gasp! - happy these days?
Samuelsohn added that on top of not working with Angelina Jolie on her character for the movie, he's been "with the same woman for 33 years" himself.
Meanwhile, the Waldorf Astoria, where housekeeper Anna Kowalski told In Touch she saw kinky evidence of the tryst, says no such person works there.
Despite being taken to task, In Touch stands by its story, semantics aside, saying a source verified that Kowalski worked at the Waldorf last summer.
"We never claim Anna was a current employee of the hotel or provide the specific name of her coach, of which there were several," an In Touch rep said.
"In Touch stands by our reporting on this story." Congratulations!
Perhaps this latest blip on the radar will disappear soon. A source close to the couple says Jolie and Pitt are planning on attending the Oscars. Together.
Eh, Star will still break them up tomorrow probably. Or at least assert that Jennifer Aniston is meddling again and Angie is slowly losing her marbles.