One would think, given recent family outings and an incredible $1 million donation to Haitian relief efforts, that things were going well for Brangelina these days.
Well, you’d be wrong, according to celebrity gossip magazines whose mission in life is to skewer the couple with more and more sensational stories each week!
On today’s cover, In Touch interviews Brangelina’s long-time maid, Anna Kowalski, who claims Angie cheated on Brad with a movie coach and he was “oblivious.”
Perhaps for that reason, she and Brad have pulled the plug on their once-committed relationship, and Angelina is packing up for an extended stay in Europe.
There, she will adopt another child. Solo. According to the National Enquirer, that is. They say she is “throwing her energy into a life apart from Brad.” Sure.
Who needs Brad Pitt? Not Angelina Jolie, apparently, given her “affair with a teacher.” Poor guy, sitting alone and texting. He’s not gonna like when he reads this.
Angelina will begin production soon on The Tourist, which will film in Prague and Venice. Her brother James will supposedly help during the adoption process.
That’s good. Life without Brad doesn’t mean life in isolation.
According to recent tabloid nonsense, Brad and Angelina’s nearly five-year relationship continues to buckle under months of stress, including a failed suicide attempt by Angelina and a frightening collapse of the beauty’s weight.
She is also said to have physically attacked Brad when he made a cheating confession about ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. LOL. What will the tabs make up next?
We’ll find out next Wednesday morning!
Life without Brad. Sounds lonely. Good thing it’s not true.