Celebs. They love their pouty, ridiculously fake and ugly lips.
Somewhere, sometime, someone told them this was the in thing. Then, like everything else, it gets overplayed and wildly out of hand in the blink of an eye.
Maybe everyone just wants to be Angelina Jolie (we know Octomom does). But perhaps they should consider adoption, not quadrupling the size of their lips.
Seriously, stars really need to cool it with the lip injections. Who thinks this looks hot? Below are some of the most glaring offenders – a number of whom you will surely recognize from our inaugural Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame class …
Heidi Montag: 2006 vs. 2008. The Hills star’s transformation from cute girl to silicone cyborg in just two years included serious lip work. It’s just too bad she had her 35 procedures before she could thank Jesus on Twitter for the opportunity.
Jessica Simpson: 2004 vs. 2007. Holy crap. Ummm, Jessica Simpson has looked better. That’s as nicely as we can put it. This was before she got fat, too!
Anna Faris: 2002 vs. 2008. She’s all the rage these days for some reason. Is it because she had her lips plumped? Or starred in a film about Playboy?
We’re just getting started, and you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. The stars featured after the jump make these examples look tame. Continue reading below …
Brittany Murphy: 2005 vs. 2008. Shady husband Simon Monjack should call her “love lips” (or just “cash cow”) after all the work she had done. Gross.
Jenna Jameson: 2002 vs. 2008. The new mom had her lips enhanced … years after most other parts of hers were worked on in an entirely different sense.
Ashlee Simpson: 2004 vs. 2007. The alleged singer’s lips expanded rapidly in a three-year span. Unfortch, her talent and overall attractiveness did not.
Lisa Rinna: 1993 vs. 2009. Scary stuff. At least Lisa Rinna will admit she looks like a freak, but that shouldn’t give her license to show her face … ever.
Nikki Cox: 2004 vs. 2009. Just wow. Nikki Cox certainly has an appropriate last name, because she’s got some DSL goin’ nowadays if you know what we’re saying. What we’re saying is Jay Mohr didn’t marry her for her looks or personality.