As we talked about at the end of last year, 2008 was a great year for plastic surgery. But there’s plenty more where that came from – past and future!
Having said that, The Hollywood Gossip is pleased to announce its inaugural Celebrity Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame class of nine worthy inductees.
They aren’t the first, nor will they be the last, to go under the knife and alter their looks unnecessarily. But they most certainly are a deserving bunch.
Without further ado, let’s look at the Hall of Famers …
The Hills‘ Heidi Montag was a cute girl, but decided that the stereotypical Hollywood bleach-blond tramp look worked better. At least she proudly admits it!
Nice lips, Brittany Murphy. They really look better now that they’ve quadrupled in size. Makes you wonder why more girls don’t have this done as soon as they turn 12.
Same with Jessica Simpson. No wonder Tony Romo’s cheating on her.
There was a time in which Tara Reid was kind of cute. Then she became kind of addicted to unnecessary surgery, and kind of a skank. Okay, we lied. A HUGE skank.
High School Musical? More like High School Surgical! Sharpay? More like sharp knife!
Fergie Ferg doesn’t just pee in her pants on stage – she gets her chin worked on before she even goes out there! Well, that’s the rumor anyway. What do you think?
Bruce Jenner proves that even Olympic gold medalists need botox, rhinoplasties and God knows what else when they’re middle aged. We blame the krazy Kardashians.
Courtney Love is very possibly the scariest human to have ever lived.
Okay, we take that back.