Paris Hilton Turns to God, Big Sunglasses

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For his Orangina-induced attack on his wife, Scott Stapp could be facing jail time in the near future.

If that's the case, the former Creed singer should take a lesson from Paris Hilton: Turn to God when a prison sentence is near. Oh, and wear sunglasses that are far too big for your face.

Like Marilyn Monroe

Seen here, the illegal driver and foe of Kim Kardashian is carrying all the essentials a spoiled heiress needs before heading off to the clink: the Bible, The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment and a BlackBerry.

We can only assume she'll be using the latter to email good friend and complete loser Perez Hilton, as the pair review one another's legal problems together.

As for the former items, The Hollywood Gossip staff has some advice for Hilton: Instead of wondering What Would Jesus Do, perhaps you should consider What Should I Do to Avoid Any Unwanted Girl on Girl Action in Jail?

For starters, you probably shouldn't follow the lead of Mischa Barton and blatantly expose your boobs. We'll leave the rest of this strategy up to you, Paris.

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Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]