Hayden Panettiere, step off.
Yes, we know. You’re an up-and-comer, as we’ve seen in some recent photos. But you’ve got nothing on some of the sex-crazed, attention-craving purveyors of girl-on-girl action seen below. Consider this something to strive toward.
Let’s take a look at The Hollywood Gossip‘s All-Star Team …
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: Lauren Conrad (left) leans in to give Heidi Montag some sugar. And this was before Heidi’s boob job! There will be no more slumber parties or tickle fights between these former roomies, though. Just real fights. LC and Heidi aren’t really friends, mostly because of her relationship with that d!ck Spencer Pratt. The photo at right, of a pre-train wreck Britney Spears going at it with Madonna, needs no introduction.
SISTERS AND PORN STARS: We knew she’d sleep with just about anything, but we didn’t expect to see Sienna Miller (left) gettin’ freaky… with her sister! Yes, borderline incestual girl-on-girl action, ladies and gentlemen. Let’s just hope she didn’t slip her the tongue. And while it’s probably not fair to include a porn star in this feature (as they get paid for lesbian action), we weren’t about to exclude the lusty pride of Broward County, Mary Carey.
BEAUTY QUEENS GONE WILD: Call it (disgraced) beauty queens row. Tara Conner and Katie Blair (left) not only made headlines for winning the 2006 Miss USA and Miss Teen USA pageants, but for hooking up. With each other. Is this a great country or what? Meanwhile, Katie Rees (right, middle) was stripped of Miss Nevada honors after this pic and others like it surfaced. But who are you gonna remember, her or Helen Salas? Exactly.