Lindsay Lohan Goes Back to Rehab

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 Lindsay Lohan is headed back to rehab.

If she ever awakens from her alcohol-induced slumber, that is.

Fill 'Er Up

After a weekend of cocaine snorting, drunk driving and late-night partying, the Firecrotch queen is going back to Promises rehab center, TMZ reports.

Yesterday, her lawyer, Blair Berk, was seen driving Lohan to the facility that so successfully helped Britney Spears get her life back on track.. Sources tell the celebrity gossup this is "a serious medical treatment program," not the in-and-out ruse used by other starlets in the recent past.

We're sure that's the case. We're also sure that Howie Day - who is back in Promises for another go-around - will be all up on Lindsay the first chance he gets.

We just hope newly crowned Miss Universe, Riyo Mori, takes note of the dangers of celebrity life. Be careful, darling.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
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Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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