Aubrey O'Day: Danity Kane Singer Puts in Day's Work

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We hope Diddy is spending quality time at home, away from a computer, with Kim Porter and their twin girls right about now.

Otherwise, he may get peeved at our following portrayal of Danity Kane member, Aubrey O'Day.

Aubrey O'Day Nude

But can you blame us, Diddy? In making this successful R&B group, you just happened to have selected a woman that bears a resemblance to Willy Wonka's working pals, the Oompa Loompas.

It's not even that we find O'Day particularly bad looking. Then again, she's no Lucy Pinder.

At least this half Oompa Loompa/half Kelly Ripa knockoff can practice singing as she toils in the chocolate factory. Everyone together now:

Oompa loompa doompadee doo / I've got another puzzle for you / Oompa loompa doompadah dee / If you are wise you'll listen to me ...


Aubrey O'Day Biography

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Aubrey O'Day was actually fired as the singer of Danity Kane in the fall of 2008. She's kind of weird looking, but can occasionally come... More »
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Aubrey O'Day Quotes

I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that's my little fetish, even though in real life race isn't a factor for me. Really, I'm more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they're really into sex.

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I’m dating like five guys.

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