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Nope! Just kidding! Keira Knightley was indeed out with her hunky man… but this is not a picture of her Pirates of the Caribbean co-star, Orlando Bloom.

It just looks like him. Are we wrong? No. This is Rupert Friend, though. Or should we call him Rupert Friend… With Benefits! Sorry. It’s a slow day. 

Hope this clears up any confusion. Regardless of who the gaunt Keira Knightley is seen out and about with, there are a couple of constants:

  • She and Rupert Friend are not engaged, despite rumors to the contrary.
  • She is getting sick and tired of the damn skinny jokes celebrity gossip sites always make about her!
  • We are still scarred by the image of her getting railed from behind by that squid dude in that bizarre porn comic strip we came across.