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Keira Knightley is sick of jokes about her tiny figure.

But we wonder if she has a problem with being depicted nude in sex scenes with her Pirates of the Caribbean co-stars. It’s safe to assume that boyfriend Rupert Friend does, at least.

We raise this issue now that Sinful Comics has somehow decided to run hardcore porn comics of Knightley getting it on with Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom … not to mention the Davey Jones squid character.

Keira Knightley: A Snapshot
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It’s obviously an attention-grabbing maneuver, one that has grabbed our attention. While a Kim Kardashian sex tape is to be expected, we didn’t see Keira getting so hot and heavy with a set of tentacles coming.

Pun … intended!

What’s next, Shrek bending Princess Fiona over his ogre-sized counter tops?

We sincerely hope not.