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Just when we were beginning to think Marilyn Manson dating Evan Rachel Wood wasn’t all that weird… okay, sorry, we were never thinking that for a second.

But envisioning them together is even creepier now, thanks to Evan Rachel Wood’s apparent transformation… into Manson’s sultry ex-wife, Dita Von Teese.

It appears as if Wood, 19, is trying awfully hard to meet Marilyn Manson‘s lofty expectations. Check out this comparison of the women of Manson: 

Evan Rachel Wood Among The Greenery

Oh yeah. If this keeps up, Wood (left) and Katie Holmes might have to get together and start a brainwashed babes of Hollywood support group. But at least she and Marilyn Manson (a.k.a. Brian Warner) seem happy together for now.

Which Manson better half do you prefer? Personally, we’re a little biased, having gotten a glimpse of Dita Von Teese nude. Only Marilyn Manson truly has the background and experience to make an informed choice.

He dated Rose McGowan at one point, too. The guy’s a player!