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Marilyn Manson’s estranged wife, Dita Von Teese, appears nude in the pages of Penthouse this month. Apparently she really needs the money… and is not shy about getting naked.

You could say this Teese is anything but. A tease. Too much? Sorry.

In any case, the Penthouse spread (and there is a lot of spreading going on, believe us), should offer a glimpse into what Marilyn Manson is missing…

Marilyn Manson Sucks
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Not that he cares. Since splitting from Dita, he’s taken up with Evan Rachel Wood, a barely-legal cutie and the last person we’d ever think would end up with Manson.

Mandy Moore would be a close second. Her or Rose McGowan. Oh wait, never mind.

Unlike Kevin Federline and Britney Spears, who have worked out an amicable divorce settlement, the dissolution of the Manson-Von Teese nuptials is already getting ugly.

Specifically, the goth shock rocker won’t give her a dime. That’s for damn sure. What’s less certain is whether he picks up this month’s Penthouse. Odds are he does.