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Hollywood is chock full of different styles. There’s the Pete Doherty, drugged-out-of-your mind look, for example.

Then there’s the Keeley Hazell, nude look.

To each, his or her own, of course. But we’re here now to focus on contrasting new hairdos. For instance, since she’s come back to life, Ellen Pompeo has decided to make her hair straighter than a ruler. Do you guys like it? Do you think Chris Ivery is a fan?

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It looks like Penelope Cruz is down with the lack of curls, as this Oscar nominee has also straightened out her locks. She looks very pretty.

In other hair news, a couple of blondes have gone the braided route. While it’s weird enough to even see Paris Hilton wearing clothes, it’s even stranger to see her trying to look innocent with these pigtails. Especially when we’ve all seen Paris Hilton’s pussy and it lacks any semblance of hair. But anyway.

Hilton’s occasional friend, Kimberly Stewart, is also going along with the braids. It’s no wonder she wants to emulate Paris and other rich, talentless famous people.

Next, expect Kimberly to follow the Kim Kardashian sex tape lead. How else will these loose women stay in the news?