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This just in: Paris Hilton is a giant!

Actually, no, it’s just a camera trick. Paris did not become Brooke Hogan-esque overnight. Rather, her newest BFF, Elisha Cuthbert, is actually just a little bit farther away! Amazing!

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Paris schooled Elisha on how to act like a dirty slut shop like an heiress, as the two hit up one of her favorite fashion institutions, rummaging through the shelves like it was their f*%king jobs. Which in Paris’ case, it kind of is.

Hopefully, the former star of “24” found some shoes, because she’s got some awfully big ones to follow regarding her coveted position as Paris Hilton‘s BFF.

Paris pals past and present include Brandon Davis, Caroline D’Amore, Nicole Richie, Kim Kardashian, Joe Francis, Kimberly Stewart, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.

It’s safe to say the girl gets around. Like a record.