Elisha Cuthbert is very pretty. She was the sexy star of 24, Old School and The Girl Next Door. She was friends with Paris Hilton for...
Suri Cruise. Shiloh Pitt. Nori West. Prince George. Blue Ivy Carter.
These celebrity offspring are the result of two near-perfect specimens coming together to reproduce. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Not perfect.
As the old saying, goes "the bigger they are, the harder they fall."
Off the face off the planet, that is. In the case of certain celebrities, they're rising superstars one day and mysteriously disappeared sort of has-beens the next.
Elisha Cuthbert has found her happy ending.
The Canadian actress tied the knot with her longtime, hockey star love Dion Phaneuf Saturday, according to the Journal Pioneer of Prince Edward Island.
She was embarrassingly caught in a cougar trap many years ago on 24.
But now there's only one place Elisha Cuthbert finds herself: in the hearts of TV viewers around the country.
Elisha Cuthbert already knows a thing about Happy Endings quotes. Now she's even more well-versed on the subject in real life as well as TV.
The actress is engaged to Dion Phaneuf of the Toronto Maple Leafs!
We're proud Americans here at The Hollywood Gossip, but let's face it, Canada is the best. We're not talking about our northward neighbor's pristine wilderness, universal health care or lack of gun violence, either. Props, though.
No, it's some of the fine exports from this great nation that have piqued our interest on this day ... and most days, to be honest. Some of the most beautiful females on Earth have been gracing our television sets in recent years.
Proving that she doesn't need a disgraced, hockey-playing ex making lewd comments about her in order to make celebrity news headlines, the NHL's hottest neighborhood bicycle, Elisha Cuthbert, heats up the pages of Complex magazine.
The actress hasn't been in anything noteworthy in a while, but she's still the hottest export from Canada since ... well, Evangeline Lilly. Sorry, Elisha.
Notorious hockey motormouth and off-ice "player" Sean Avery's suspension has been officially set at six games by NHL commissioner Gary Bettman.
The Dallas Stars forward already served two games since he was indefinitely banned Tuesday for calling Elisha Cuthbert his sloppy seconds, in what the league called "inappropriate public comments, not pertaining to the game."
Suspended by the NHL for making an offensive statement referring to his ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert as sloppy seconds, Sean Avery has apologized.
"I should not have made those comments and I recognize that they were inappropriate," the hockey star said. "It was a bad attempt to build excitement for the game, but I am now acutely aware of how hurtful my actions were."
The NHL sucks.
We apologize to its 12 fans, but don't even try defending this logic (it's even sillier than putting hockey franchises in Arizona, Texas and Florida):
This is a change for Dion Phaneuf.
The Calgary Flames defenseman was spotted this week on water that wasn't frozen. But the National Hockey League star had a good excuse: his team is no longer in the playoffs.
We welcome you back, celebrity gossip and news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's edition, featuring girl on girl action heroes Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, got some great replies.
We liked a lot of the captions, but chose Katie as the winner. Scroll down to read the winning entry (under the photo) as well as the full list of submissions. Thanks for playing and good luck again in this week's new Caption Contest!
Remember when we told celebrity gossip followers that Paris Hilton was pretending to be a lesbian? Well, the talentless socialite is out to prove us correct.
The latest example of her gay shenanigans involve actress Elisha Cuthbert. According to Us Weekly, the two blondes were "all over each other and making out" at New York's Tenjune club Tuesday night.
For someone so hot, Elisha Cuthbert is dressed like she's freezing in the photo below.
Did she learn nothing about fashion from hanging out with Paris Hilton? Call Paris spoiled, a skank, soon-to-be jail bait and an awful human being - but she'd at least never be caught dead in a giant hot pink scarf.
This just in: Paris Hilton is a giant!
Actually, no, it's just a camera trick. Paris did not become Brooke Hogan-esque overnight. Rather, her newest BFF, Elisha Cuthbert, is actually just a little bit farther away! Amazing!
