Ask Stephen Colbert the one thing that’s missing from this world and he’s likely to tell you: an ice cream flavor named after himself.
Well, America’s favorite son can finally relax.
This may be a hoax – perhaps started by good friend, Jon Stewart – but Ben & Jerry’s appears to have come out with a Colbert-inspired flavor, “Americone Dream.” Catchy, isn’t it?
We can imagine Colbert saluting true Americans, such as Lauren Nelson, before devouring such a delicious dessert as he recites the Pledge of Allegiance at home.
The talk show host is ceretainly worthy of his own flavor, but allow us to suggest a pair of other ideas:
- “Ice Cream in a Box,” in honor of Justin Timberlake
- “Drunken, Beautiful Chip,” in honor of Tara Conner
Tell us, readers: What other celebrities deserve their own type of ice cream?