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She’s not wearing the crown just yet.

So as Kate Middleton waits to be officially anointed into British royalty, she’s starting a new job with clothing chain Jigsaw.

“I can confirm she works for the company, but we’re not making any other comment,” said a mysterious source.

Kate, Will, Elizabeth

Middleton’s official title is “accessory buyer.” On Thursday, therefore, the girlfriend of Prince William could be found brewing tea and fetching drinks and snacks as she assisted on a fashion shoot, according to Britain’s The Sun newspaper.

Middleton, 24, is frequently photographed wearing Jigsaw. Britney Spears is frequently photographed wearing no underwear and/or hanging out with sketch balls such as Brandon Davis. We’re just sayin.

The new job gives Middleton, who has been working on establishing her own children’s clothing line (her parents own a kids’ party paraphernalia company), a chance to learn about the business.

And it gives us a chance to beg for Kate to help these people look better. We need you in the States, future Queen!