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It appears as if the sight of nude Britney Spears pictures plastered all over the web has sent a message to even the pop princess herself.

Yes, forgetting to put underwear on before going to clubs and being hounded by paparazzi is probably not the smartest of moves. So, determined not to let this tragedy happpen again, Britney Spears (right) actually put on normal jeans and visited Le Bra Lingerie in L.A.

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There she picked up some badly-needed items for her unmentionables, shown to the world up close and personal and in almost disturbing detail a day ago.

Numerous sources report she spent more than $3,000 on thongs and other fancy underthings, a price tag that would rival Katie Holmes‘ recent spending spree at the same location.

That’s an absurd amount of money to spend on things that are just going to end up on the floor of the ladies room anyway. Of course, it’s a little less crazy for Katie, who got them for her honeymoon with Tom Cruise, than for Britney, who’s just trying to look good for that tramp Paris Hilton.

Specifically, Brit charged up a camisole and thong for $1,315, a bustier and thong for $510, a black corset and matching red thong for $300, and a yellow bra and thong for $333. Britney, whose breasts measure 36C, came in with a female friend and was overheard saying “I could live here.”

So could we.

Meanwhile, a London tabloid reports that Jason Alexander is writing a tell-all book about Britney. Somehow he seems to have the scoop on everything she does, including a tummy tuck after Jayden James Federline was born.