First, there was the Paris Hilton sex tape. Yech.
Then, the Dustin Diamond sex tape. Yikes.
Finally, rumors of a Britney Spears sex tape.
Now comes perhaps the sex tape possibility to end all sex tape possibilities:
Jessica Simpson is reportedly reeling over talk that a certain video is about to be leaked onto the Internet.
In the alleged X-rated romp, Jessica is seen engaging in a number of acts with then-husband Nick Lachey that would make even Crazy Joe Simpson blush.
In other words: please make this be real! T.H. Gossip can't handle being teased like this again.
On second thought, sure we can. But we still hope this is legit. A source reportedly close to the couple told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper:
"Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."
Except when she cheated on Nick with Bam Margera, that is.
According to reports, the tape does exist and has no doubt fallen into the dirty clutches of David Hans Schmidt.
How the heck did that guy get his job?