Porn king David Hans Schmidt has allegedly offered $100 million for a sex tape featuring Britney Spears and her estranged, worthless piece of $h!t douchebag of a husband, Kevin Federline.
Schmidt is the celebrity porn broker behind videos starring many famous people, including Fred Durst. Most recently, he’s been in the news for getting his filthy hands on the (former Saved By The Bell star) Dustin Diamond sex tape, as well as some nude Marcia Cross pictures.
Man, those must be hot.
Schmidt has proven time and again that if there is a celebrity sex tape out there, he will acquire it. He is a celebrity porn broker by trade, after all.
Whether it’s real or not is anyone’s guess, but a 19-second clip from a sex tape featuring someone looking like Britney Spears was recently leaked online, and allegedly shows her performing a sex act on a person thought to be (or look a lot like) K-Fed.
Fox News claims British newspaper News Of The World has offered $50 million for the full tape. But not to be outdone, David Hans Schmidt is ready to double that offer.
He tells Radar Online: “I’d offer $100 million if this tape is any good. What the f**k is News of the World doing trying to get into the porn-selling business, anyway? They’re just trying to sling arrows into the dark to get some headlines. No way they’d make their money back.”
Lesson Probably Learned: There is no Britney Spears sex tape.
Lesson Definitely Learned: If you’re in the sex tape business, do not f*%k with David Hans Schmidt. The man has deep pockets. Deep, dirty pockets.