Hey, remember when Jessica Simpson was an innocent virgin bride?
Yeah. Neither do we.
Following 18 months of rumors that she cheated on then-husband, Nick Lachey, at least one truth has supposedly come out: Jackass star, Bam Margera, did indeed have sex with Joe Simpson’s daughter.
On Howard Stern’s September 19 Sirius radio show, the prankster came clean about the oh so dirty evening. He even named the date: April 11, 2005. According to Bam, Jessica took him back to her parents’ home in Los Angeles’ Encino area.
“We were just drinking margaritas and stuff, and you know, from there …”
When Stern asked how a nude Jessica Simpson looked, Margera profoundly responded, “good.”
When asked by a reported from Us Weekly how many times he, well, bammed Simpson, Margera said just once.
“It was when her parents were away and Nick was away. It’s not a secret.”
But it is juicy! Especially when Crazy Joe Simpson shot back that he wanted to “beat the crap out of people who say things like this.” Hmmm … doesn’t sound like a denial to the staff of The Gossip. Aside from spilling the banging beans, doesn’t even sound like Bam was that raunchy about the night of passion.
The same can’t be said for Simpson, however. During a recent interview in Allure magazine, the former virgin wore a rooster pendant and joked: “I don’t have a c–k at the moment, so I wear one around my neck.”
Okay then. Here’s some advice then: Pass around this Jessica Simpson picture and we’re pretty sure a yacht load of c–ks will line up at your door shortly.