The Marines may like to look at Jenna Jameson, but sadly, that enjoyable act will be restricted to magazines and videos like the rest of us (Craig Schelske included, no doubt).
The reason we bring this up is not because of our love for Jenna Jameson pictures, but because the porn star’s boyfriend, ultimate fighter Tito Ortiz, was scheduled to give a speech as a guest of honor in front of 800 men in uniform at a “birthday” ball at the Marine Corps Air Station Miramar in San Diego on November 12.
Ortiz was uninvited, unfortunately after the Marine Corps brass found out he was going to bring Jameson as his date.
He received an e-mail from Maj. Jason Johnston stating:
“There is some serious consternation here about having your girlfriend attend our ball. Of course I, and a lot of Marines, are very excited about it, [but] many of our commanders feel it might be inappropriate for the type of event we are having… it is professionally embarrassing for me to have to possibly retract our invitation, especially when I am such a big fan.”
Seriously. Weak. We know the military doesn’t want Lindsay Lohan, but come on. These guys (and girls) work so hard, they deserve a visit by Jameson. Shame.
In any case, Ortiz and Jameson are making other plans — which hopefully involve watching the Dustin Diamond sex tape and getting some pointers.