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Jessica Simpson has seen better days.

Namely, any day other than this one.

According to numerous gossip columnists, the “actress” and “singer” has been claiming that her failed romance with John Mayer was “crushing.”

Jessica Simpson Is 4 Years Sober
Photo via Instagram

Poor thing. As usual, Jessica is the victim. Never mind the fact that she’s the one who filed for, and initiated, the divorce with Nick Lachey. Now we are supposed to feel bad for her and how hard it is to move on.

Boo f*%king hoo. It looks to T.H. Gossip not like a sob story, but more like “drama queen falls apart without guy,” and “sister of plastic-surgery addict Ashlee Simpson struggles to stay in spotlight while spiraling into obscurity.”

Regardless, this picture of Jessica is rough as all hell. Take a look at this fine gallery of Jessica Simpson pictures to observe our girl’s recent transformation from bombshell to train wreck.