What, did you think Diddy would host some run of the mill baby shower?
It may have taken awhile for the hip hop icon to stop having tantric sex ... but once he rolled off of Kim Porter, the party was on!
The pair celebrated the impending arrival of twin girls with a lavish "Little Miss Diddys' Pretty in Pink" gathering in New York City on Sunday.
"This is the greatest party I've ever had," Diddy, wearing a cotton-candy-pink button-down shirt, told the crowd. "I'm so excited to have girls, but I know I'm in trouble now!"
Guests including rapper LL Cool J and socialite Denise Rich feasted on shrimp, pink cocktails, specially made pink M&Ms and Perrier Jouet champagne in pink floral bottles.
There were also gifts galore â€" a pink and white Ga Ga Designs chandelier from Denzel Washington, a custom-made changing table from Jay-Z and two cream-colored cribs from the man named James who all the ladies love.
Diddy told the crowd how he found out Porter, with whom he has a son, Christian, 8, was expecting. "
It wasn't something that was planned," he said. "Kim and I were sitting down at Nobu and she had told me she was pregnant and I was happy. And she was like, 'That's not it.'
Porter went on to say the babies would be twin girls - and Diddy considered himself more blessed than Michael Richards at a white supremacy rally.
Porter, who is due in the middle of December, teared up when Diddy professed his love for her in front of their friends and family.
"I just thank God that I have a woman and a friend who has been down with me with my faults and my flaws and my B.S. and all that stuff," he said. "She's my best friend. I love her with all my heart."
Having girls is going to bring out the rapper's softer side, said Porter, who last week wrapped a new TV show, Wicked, Wicked Gangs, with Tatum O'Neal.
"I see the way he's been acting," she told People magazine. "He said, 'I can't wait for them to fall asleep on my chest.' He's going to be very hands on. I don't think he's going to be able to say no to them."
So he'll be just like Lindsay Lohan and any guy she meets.