The real story isn’t Katie Holmes’ Armani-designed wedding dress. Nor is it that baby Suri Cruise wishes to God she had the motor skills and brains to stage an elaborate escape from TomKat‘s mansion.
The real story, friends, is what Katie will be wearing on her wedding night, long after the Scientology brainwashing cult wedding ceremony is over.
According to MSNBC, Tom Cruise‘s fiancée recently hit La Bra Lingerie in W. Hollywood and spent over $3,000 on lacy intimates, more than $1,000 of which was for a “bridal collection” set.
Yes, Katie Holmes, 27, picked up the Chantilly lace bridal collection, which includes a bra that cost $440, a $340 thong, a garter belt for $220, and silk stockings that went for $95 — for a total of $1,190.
Who pays $340 for a thong? We have never heard of something more absurd. Except for anything involving Anna Nicole Smith.
Additionally, the bride-to-be nabbed a silk nightgown and a matching robe trimmed with ostrich feathers that set her back $620, a lace bra decorated with Swarovski crystals for $380 and matching thong with crystals for $175, as well as two sets of silk pajamas and matching robes at $425 each.
“They weren’t all white — and they certainly weren’t virginal,” a source told MSNBC. “But she’s a mom, so I guess that’s appropriate.”
Looks like Tom Cruise is going to have his hands full next Saturday night after his wedding… almost as much as Eva Longoria will with Beyonce! Not. Sadly.