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Look, we’re not ones to focus on celebrity cleavage. Really, we’re not. Sometimes, Elizabeth Hurley just puts it out there, begging us to make a comment. So we oblige.

Or a Jessica Simpson picture will be such a close-up of her bosom buddies that we’re afraid her crazy father will beat us up if we refrain from making a comment on them.

But we typically it’s breast to leave those issues alone. (See what we did there?). In the case of Victoria Beckham, however, well, just take a look:

David and Victoria Beckham at the Royal Wedding
(Getty Images)

You win, Booby Posh Spice. At least now we know what your husband, David Beckham, practices his free kicks on. Those are more inflated than most soccer balls.