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Does Jessica Simpson has a nicer rear end than Beyonce? That’s a battle of the booties that only fans can decide.

Equally as pressing, however, is the following cleavage competition. Jessica may lay claim to the world’s top pair (she’s referred to them as great “accessories”), but Elizabeth Hurley looks mighty proud of her two pals, as well.

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The real winner in this barrage of boobs?

Guys.