Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing...
Jessica Simpson to Natalie Portman: Stop Slut-Shaming Me!
Here's an unexpected blast-from-the-past feud that's sure to delight all you '90s kids.
Or it's a very serious matter that speaks to the delicate issues of these divisive times. This is kind of a "choose your own adventure" story in that way.
Jessica Simpson: Check Out My 37-Year-Old Butt!
Jessica Simpson is 37.
For our readers of a certain age, the fact that the bubbly blonde whose tuna-confusion helped make her an early MTV reality standout is now pushing 40 will be enough to provoke a mild existential crisis.