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As we’ve said before, just when you think the life of Britney Spears can’t get any weirder, the bar is once again raised. Or, as is more frequently the case these days, lowered.

The September issue of Esquire has named little Sean Preston Federline the “Worst Dressed Man in the World” on its annual Best and Worst Dressed Men lists. Personally, we feel this less an indictment of Sean P. and more of a slap at his mother. She’s the one in charge of outfitting the little pip squeak!

And to think she wants to start her own clothing line. For kids. God help us all. Regarding Britney’s less than stellar wardrobe choices for her son, who turns 1 next month, the magazine says the following:

Britney Spears Closes Out 2021

“Being the offspring of a hyper fertile backup dancer and prematurely wilted flower is no excuse, but being 12 months almost is… As soon as you gain some dexterity, straighten out your hat.”

Hyper fertile backup dancer? Prematurely wilted flower? We can’t even try to complete with that at this time. It is Friday afternoon, after all.

But seriously, Sean. Straighten out the hat, will ya?