Much as you would love to imagine the words “Britney,” “Spears,” and “experimentation” coming together in magical ways, don’t get your hopes up.
Mother extraordinaire Britney Spears says she loves experimenting — but she means playing the role of personal style coordinator for 10-month-old son Sean Preston. The pregnant pop princess loves picking out a wide and interesting variety of clothes for Sean P. So much so that she is planning on launching a new clothing line specifically for babies.
The star says she is putting her downtime during pregnancy to good use (when she’s not writing poetry, of course), and has been amusing herself endlessly with Sean Preston’s wardrobe.
“Because I’m pregnant, I’m big, and I don’t really want to get out that much,” she said. “I go into his closet and just bleach everything! Preston’s just like a rocker kid. Hopefully next year we’ll have a fashion show, maybe at Disney World or something like that We’ll have them onstage, and they’ll have mini-guitars. Everyone needs a mini-guitar!”
Somebody please kill me now, or take me back to the days of yore.
One would think that Britney could use some of that downtime to outfit husband Kevin Federline in some new clothes as well, but who knows. Maybe she digs the circa-1992-wigger look. As for her experimenting with Sean Preston’s attire, we think she has some work to do. Please see: