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Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock tied the knot early Thursday morning at the Nashville honky-tonk bar Tootsie’s Orchid Lounge, E! reports.

It was the third marriage for the pair. To each other, that is. In like a week. They’re getting married all over the freaking place! The picture below (from their first of many weddings) really speaks for itself, but just the same, Anderson has chronicled the most recent nuptials on her website, writing:

“Got married in Nashville. Tootsies on stage. In front of the coolest crowd. Bobby sang ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ – The fun won’t stop. Thanks Judge BROWN. Marriage Number 3, Nashville – Done… The Bride wore Juicy – the groom wore beam and coke!”

Dylan Jagger Lee, Pamela Anderson, Brandon Thomas Lee
Photo via Getty Images

Good God.

The couple previously exchanged vows on a yacht in St. Tropez (below) and in a Los Angeles courthouse. This time around, the bride opted for a white Juicy Couture dress and the groom sported a matching wife-beater. These individuals are really quite classy.

So did they say yes? Well, sort of. When it came to the I dos, Kid Rock responded with a resounding, “Hell yes!” while Pam laughed, “Unfortunately yes!”

Unfortunately is right. Soon they may want to procreate! This would already has three (soon to be four) offspring of Kevin Federline. We’re not ready for this.