The Gossip isn’t here to judge. If you wish to refrain from eating for weeks on end, star in your own version of Sex and the City, or sweat alongside a cycling champion, that’s your business.
At least the following celebrities seem to understand their places in society. They’re role models, whether they wish to be or not. Grow inspired by their hopeful messages …
Just look at Kate Bosworth (can you see her?). The star of Superman Returns hasn’t returned for seconds at a buffet in years. But she wants everyone to know that it’s okay to be really, really thin.
Then, there’s Lindsay Lohan. Ms. Firecrotch wants to make it known it’s her duty to roll over for every guy she meets. Or sees from across the room. Or looks up in the Yellow Pages.
Of course, Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong don’t have this problem. They don’t need to search for love or affection. They’ve found both, with one another.