Britney Spears‘ worthless, white trash husband, Kevin Federline, is reportedly in talks with his wife’s label, Jive Records.
The former dancer and ever-present drain on society announced plans last year to become a rapper, but has so far failed to land a record contract. Probably because he is a talentless, deadbeat hack. Yet Federline, 28, is hoping Jive will welcome his musical attempts with open arms — or at least give him a pity deal.
“Nothing is definite yet, but it looks like K-Fed is going to keep it all in the family,” says an unnamed source, which is probably not real.
Meanwhile, Spears quashed reports she is quitting the music business herself. The 24-year old singer, who took a break when she became pregnant with her first child, and who is knocked up yet again less than 10 months after giving birth, has vowed to make a comeback as soon as possible.
Brit says she can’t wait to get back in the studio and on stage, because performing live makes her and baby, Sean Preston, happy.
“At one point I was thinking about becoming a stay at home mom, but when my son sees me dance he lights up. I know that’s what I’m supposed to be doing. If mom is happy, baby’s happy,” the pop princess said.
We would guess that little Sean P., being less than a year old, is happy with just about anything. You know, eating, sleeping, peeing, not getting dropped on his head, etc. But whatever his mom wants to believe is fine with us.