If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, then you know bartender/male model/walking herpes sore Jax Taylor isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
In fact, in one memorable scene from Vanderpump Rules Season 3, we learned that Jax doesn't know how many days are in a year. Seriously. That happened. On television.
So perhaps we shouldn't be surprised that when Jax saw a pair of sunglasses that he liked while vacationing in Hawaii over the weekend, he simply grabbed them off the shelf, walked out of the store...and promptly got arrested.
Check out the clip above to see the criminal mastermind at work.