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We love us some Deena Nicole Cortese, but wow. Just wow.

As the final season of Jersey Shore plays out on MTV, we got to relive one of the past summer's most notable highlights from Seaside - her drunken daytime arrest.

Did the episode do justice to our heightened expectations?

Let's recap Jersey Shore, THG style, and find out!

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  • Deena Cortese Arrested

First things first, and we pick up after last week's brawl at Bamboo, where Jenni was tossed to the ground by her crazy boyfriend (now fiance) Roger Mathews.

JWoww, who was trying to break up the right, tries to smooth things over by saying she's sure he didn't know it was her. His response? "I recognized you the entire time."

Gotta love a man who's honest at least! Plus 10.

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The Jersey Shore Season 6 premiere was just an appetizer.

$h!t got a lot more real last night in the season's second episode - also a two-hour event, thank you MTV - in which Snooki moved out of the Shore house.

How did that turn out? And what other stuff went down?

Let's recap Jersey Shore, THG style, and find out!

Jersey Shore Season 6 Cast Picture

Snooki moved into her own "grandma shack" next door. A good compromise, as she was literally like 50 feet away, yet will be in much better health. Plus 20.

No sluts, no smoking and no drinking permitted. Plus 5.

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Jersey Shore Season 6 premiered last night on MTV.

The gang has certainly come a long way since their initial hookups, pranks, fights and hot tub romps of 2009. With a sober Situation and a pregnant Snooki, it's ... different.

Was it still a little bit nuts, and more importantly, fun?

Let's recap Jersey Shore, THG style, and find out!

Jersey Shore Season 6 Cast Photo

Snooki is engaged to Jionni LaValle and knocked up. Maybe you heard. Plus 12. Mike went to rehab and has been sober for awhile. Maybe you heard. Plus 10.

A reality show has run its course when the stars are so big that you already know these things. Well, unless you're the Kardashians, then you start making $h!t up. Minus 10.

JWoww and Roger Mathews, Ronnie and Sammi, Pauly and Vinny ... the gang is totally wifing up before our eyes. It's a magical thing, true romance. Plus 25.

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Jersey Shore star Snooki is straight loungin' ... and wearin' no makeup.

You know how she does it. Here's her with baby Lorenzo yesterday:

  • Snooki Wearing No Makeup
  • Snooki and Baby Lorenzo

The new mom Tweeted an adorable Instagram pic of herself and her son snuggling Wednesday afternoon. "Cuddlin with my dream boy," she wrote.

She also posted another pic (left), titled "Legit lounging in pjs & no makeup."

Loungin' and lookin' good Snook. Jersey Shore returns tonight on MTV.

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Snooki loves her baby boy but not her baby weight. That's all gone!

Close to it, anyway, as evidenced by this photo she recently shared:

  • Snooki Weight Loss
  • Snooki Baby Pic

The Jersey Shore star and fiance Jionni LaValle welcomed their Lil Meatball August 26. Not even a month later, she's putting the G and T back in GTL.

Snooki, 24, posed alongside three friends in an Instagram pic, showcasing her slimmed-down bod before a girls' night out. Later, she also posted a pic of baby Enzo.

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Snooki is showing off her maternal side.

The main man in the Jersey Shore star's life is Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, born just a couple of weeks ago. Like her co-stars, he's loud and up at all hours of the night!

Snook seems like she's taken to motherhood and her changing lifestyle well, at least for the time being. The star (real name Nicole Polizzi) is all about momming.

"I love you," she tweeted Saturday, with this cute pic:

Snooki and Baby Photo

Will she be a perennial Mom of the Year contender? That remains to be seen, but in the early going, she seems quite smitten with her new role, and her little man.

"Ugh just looking at Lorenzo and I start crying happy tears!" the 24-year-old former train wreck wrote last week. "I've never been so happy in my life!!!"

Snooki and fiance Jionni Lavalle have been adjusting to parenthood, and that means occasionally fighting off insults from those who say they're not ready.

"I'm surprised your pump bra doesn't pump alcohol instead of milk," one user wrote on Twitter, to which Snooki replied: "Good one. Move on already."

Point, Snook.

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Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi recently welcomed her first child, son Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. Now you can meet him on the cover of People!

After more than 24 hours of labor, Snooki gave birth to Lorenzo August 26. Fortunately, she and fiance Jionni LaValle say that choosing a name was easier.

"We were going back and forth, and I just happened to think of Lorenzo," says Jionni, inspired by a child he knew from his hometown. "She loved it."

Snooki Baby Photo

The little guy's middle name, Dominic, is in memory of Polizzi's uncle (her father's brother), who passed away. "I did it for my dad," 24-year-old Snooki says.

Through it all, the future Mr. and Mrs. Jionni LaValle seem elated and content.

The couple can't say enough about their new baby, and their new life. With Jersey Shore canceled after this coming season, she'll have plenty of time for it.

"It's a different kind of love that I never felt before," she says. "When I got pregnant, everything changed. The partying is long gone. I'm a new person."

Pick up a copy of People today for more pics and Snooki's full interview!

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Snooki may be in line for the next Time breastfeeding cover.

The Jersey Shore star has had eyes for many dudes over the years, but none has held her attention (and other things) quite like two-day-old Lorenzo.

Despite musing over the summer that breastfeeding "looks so painful," the new mom has had a change of heart: "I love nursing my little man!"

Snooki Pregnant Pic

Snooki welcomed Lorenzo Dominic LaValle - who will go by Enzo - into the world Sunday morning in New Jersey. He weighed in at 6 lbs., 5 oz.

Polizzi, who is engaged to Lorenzo's dad, Jionni LaValle, told one of her pregnant online followers, "All the pain and anxiety is so worth it!!!"

"Lorenzo is even cuter today," gushed Snook. "#imsolucky."

Mom Scorecard: Snooki 1, Jenelle Evans -1,000.

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Snooki is loving life - and her newly-expanded family - in the 36 hours since she gave birth to a baby boy named Lorenzo Dominic LaValle in Livingston, N.J.

The Jersey Shore star has taken to Twitter to gush about ... everything.

"Being a mom is an amazing feeling!!!" she tweeted saying little Enzo is "My World". And "I love my little man to death! Jionni is such a cute dad."

"Post birth isn't so comfy and glamorous. But my son is FABULOUS."

Snookie Snickers

Later, Snooki expressed her appreciation to the many peeps who have sent congratulatory messages, including but not limited to the Jersey Shore cast.

"Thank you all for your love and support!! Lorenzo loves all you guys already!" she wrote ... while struggling to get any decent shut-eye.

"Hardly any sleep but SO worth it!" she noted.

Not that pregnancy ending isn't without perks.

"I'm finally able to eat eggs again!" Snooki wrote. "While I was pregnant I couldn't even smell them! Now I'm killing it with egg whites!!!"

Good to know, Snooks. Good to know. Congrats again to the reality star and fiance Jionni LaValle, who proposed to her earlier this year.

Will Nicole be a good mom?

 

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Lorenzo Dominic LaValle's here and the Jersey Shore gang is dishing out the love to new mom Snooki, fiance Jionni LaValle and their bundle of love.

News of Snooki giving birth to the Garden State's youngest guido at St. Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, N.J., Sunday was welcomed joyously.

Here's what her co-stars had to say on Twitter:

Jersey Shore Cast Pic in Italy

Snooki's BFF JWoww: "So proud of @snooki and @JLaValle! Lorenzo is the cutest baby I ever seen. Love him already."

Pauly D: "I Love It This Time A Yearrr When Baby Lorenzo's Here !!!!! Congrats @snooki And @JLaValle !!! #BabyBlowout"

Sammi Giancola: "Congrats @snooki !!!!! So happy for you."

Ronnie Magro: "Congratulations to @snooki !!! Luv ya baby sis! Remember breathe and push!!"

Vinny Guadagnino: "I'm finally an uncle!!! Congrats @snooki and @JLaValle! Can't wait to meet #babylorenzo!"

The Situation: "Congrats to Nicole and jionni on their healthy baby boy! All the best! @snooki"

Jersey Shore returns to MTV October 4 for its sixth season. With pregnant Snooki in the house, it'll certainly be different than years past.

Will Snooki be a good mom?

 

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