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Since The Simple Life went off the air, Paris Hilton has mostly stayed out of our lives.

Sure, she pops up occasionally and threatens to marry Doug Reinhart, but Paris is no longer a go-to celebrity gossip source. Her aunts soon will be, however.

Multiple sources confirm that Kim and Kyle Richards will star on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the next chapter in this nauseating Bravo franchise. They'll likely be joined by restaurant owner Lisa Todd.

When asked by E! News if she'd be appearing on the series, Kim (a twice-divorced 45-year-old and mother of four) said: "Possibly... I'm on a really tight gag order so I can't say anything else."

Kyle, who is married and has four daughters, is no stranger to reality TV. She's appeared on both The Simple Life and her niece's desperate search for My New BFF.

Said an insider, who confirmed this casting, to Radar Online: “Lisa, Kim and Kyle are all hideously wealthy. They live in these amazing houses, drive beautiful cars, live these fabulous lives and spend money like it’s going out of fashion."

Who wouldn't wanna watch this trio flaunt its wealth?!?

What happens when a 90210 actress wears the same outfit as a former sex tape star?

A Fashion Face-Off for the ages!

Or, really, just a regular fashion face-off. But we still require your assistance and opinion.

Over the last few weeks, both Jessica Lowndes and Paris Hilton were spotted out in the same dress. The former went bare-legged, while the latter added stockings (and a generally annoying personality). Compare, contrast, vote below...

Who wears this outfit better?

Doug Reinhardt better know how to take a hint, because Paris Hilton has decided it's time to tell celebrity gossip tabloids she's ready to settle down!

She's even throwing around a pseudo-deadline for Doug to get down on one knee - and not in the way the ho-tel heiress is used to getting on hers.

"I wouldn’t rule out a wedding in 2010," Paris told Life & Style. "With how amazing everything is going with us, I see a very bright and happy future."

Just makes you melt, doesn't it?

Free of his cage, Doug Reinhardt awaits instructions from his master.

"He’s taught me how real love can feel," Hilton said. "Doug’s taught me how to grow up and become more domestic, as in not going out as much as I used to."

The two broke up over the summer, but got back together and have only had one melee we know of at her house since, so you know things are going better.

It seems like Doug, who previously dated Lauren Conrad, may be getting ready to take things to the next level with the socialite too. He told the magazine:

"Paris is the most beautiful girl in the world. I am so in love with her - I feel like I’m the luckiest guy in the world. She is gorgeous, smart, funny and kind. My family loves her, and she would make the perfect wife."

Can we pencil in a date now?

Disco has long been out of style.

While Lady Gaga can wear sequins, sparkles and sing about riding on a disco stick and make just about anything work, most celebs are not Lady Gaga.

There's a fine line between silvery and shiny and looking like a human disco ball, as E! Online amusingly and accurately put it. See Exhibits A-D below.

Selena Gomez, New Moon's Christian Serratos, Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson all fell victim to the allure of the head-to-toe silver dress. Blinding!

Or maybe we're being too harsh on them ... some of them anyway. Who do you think made this look work the best? Vote in our fashion survey!

Who wore the disco ball dress best?

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt dissed The Hills earlier this year.

"The show is, like, so lame and fake," the heiress famously said in May, while denying ever having watched it. "They make up relationships that are not there."

"[Doug] thinks it's lame...he just thought it was cheesy."

Cut to last week, when Hilton and her bad baseball player met up for a holiday dinner with Hills star Brody Jenner and his BFF Frankie Delgado at Nobu.

Paris lets Doug out of his cage for an evening out.

That's a little ironic. "Paris brought a couple of girlfriends with her, who she giggled and chatted with throughout dinner," an eyewitness there tells E! News.

On the PDA front, Doug had it covered: "Even as Doug was busy bonding with his boys, it didn't stop him from being touchy-feely and affectionate with Paris."

No word on whether the newly single Jenner exchanged numbers with any of the girls, but he was probably very psyched to resume his bromance with Doug.

Come on, Paris Hilton. You're making this way too easy for us.

We know you've fallen off the celebrity gossip radar and need pointers from former BFF Kim Kardashian on how to remain relevant, but take this piece of advice:

Dressing like a skanked out Santa Claus is not the way to go.

Hilton appeared as Unsaintly Nick in Los Angeles this week, as she launched yet another fragrance, this one titled "Siren."

Indeed, the woman that taught Kim, Spencer Pratt and others how to rake in cash and headlines without contributing anything to society has been reduced to a perfume pitchwoman. It's both very sad and very awesome.

She also looks like a mannequin.

Do you miss the days when Paris Hilton was an actual A-lister? [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Nicole Richie, who just signed a deal for her own show on ABC, once starred on The Simple Life with Paris Hilton. They had a falling out at some point during it.

They have not been friends since.

Of her new series, Nicole wrote: "The story revolves around a young, modern and professional woman who must balance her business and family relationships."

Snooze. Sure, it sounds like quality television ... but this is Nicole Richie! We want to see her paired with Paris once again! Too bad that isn't gonna happen.

"No," a friend of hers flatly said when the idea was thrown out there by E! Looks like that major bad blood between these two L.A. socialites hasn't faded.

The ol' days: Paris and Nicole while they were still eating.

Still, why would Nicole rule out bringing back her former BFF for a ratings-boosting cameo? Paris can make fun of herself with the best of them, right?

Not to mention the fact that without Paris Hilton, no one would know / care who Nicole Richie is. It's a little puzzling why they do anyway. But hey.

We're not trying to cause trouble, or suggesting that you care. we're just sayin'.

One has made news recently because her husband may have cheated on her.

Another hasn't been relevant in years.

And the third is quickly disappearing before our eyes.

But Fergie, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian do have one major thing in common: similar taste in fashion.

On three separate occasions over the last few weeks, the three vixens were spotted out in a similar, cinched, patterned dress. Study the outfits below and then vote in our poll...

Who looks best?

Those one-strap tops girls wear to clubs are one thing. One-strap (and one-sleeve) dresses passed off as high fashion on the red carpet? That's another faux pas.

These dresses, and the celebrities wearing them, look so lopsided and silly, it's like even they can't believe their stylists picked these frocks out for the evening.

Paris Hilton seems poutier than ever. Grey's Anatomy star Katherine Heigl seems more awkward than she does on the show she hates being on. As for Kim Kardashian?

Well, this is what Kim Kardashian does. She can struggle through anything to have her photo taken. Even wearing one shoulder pad above her one sleeve.

Whether these half-dresses are all the rage because of recession-caused fabric shortages, we can't say. But who wore this "fashion" trend best? Vote below!

Who looked the best in their one-sleeve dress?

Another day, another epic fight at Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt in the wee hours of the morning that results in the police getting called on them.

Such is life with this match made in heaven Hollywood.

The LAPD responded to a call reporting "drunk people arguing," according to the unlucky law enforcement personnel who got to arrive on the scene.

How glad are you that they're not your neighbors?

Just a few hours ago in the Hollywood Hills (late night), an eyewitness tells us he saw Paris in her driveway and Doug Reinhardt getting in his car.

Paris and Doug: The drama never ceases. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Paris began screaming, "Don't go, don't go!" The eyewitness reports that Doug got out of the car and the lovebirds began "shoving each other."

The last the eyewitness saw, Paris and Doug went back up the driveway and cooled off a bit. The police arrived, spoke briefly to Paris and left.

No wonder she hasn't let him out of his cage much since they got back together. But at least they keep things interesting for Los Angeles' finest.