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Her word choice may take your mind in an entirely different direction, but the ho-tel heiress was merely referring to the Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch.

Even after many of her items were recently returned after her home was robbed last year, Paris Hilton feels "very, very violated" from the experience.

"She was just happy to get some of it back," says younger sister Nicky Hilton.

Paris Hilton was a victim in an allegedly connected string of celebrity burglaries that also included Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom and Audrina Patridge.

Paris Hilton feels more violated by being robbed than by Doug Reinhardt. Well, presumably. Guy looks like he's into kinky stuff. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Nick Prugo was the first to go down last month. Then last week, many of the other burglars were busted, including alleged mastermind Rachel Lee, 19.

Nicky Hilton remains in disbelief that the crime even took place.

Her sis, she says, "lives in a gated community with supposed state of the art security." One would think that the same applies to the other robbery victims.

Rick Hilton, Nicky and Paris's father, said he didn't know all the details about the burglary, but said of the outcome that his daughter is "happy about it."

Tuesday's premiere of the Michael Jackson documentary (follow the link for our This Is It review) was so star-studded, you'd swear it were an MJ concert, circa 1985.

Even in death, the late King of Pop can draw a crowd few other entertainers could even imagine, one sporting red carpet fashions that he would surely approve of.

Earlier, we pitted American Idol stars Adam Lambert and David Cook against one another. Now it's time for a fashion face-off featuring a pair of glamorous gals.

Both Paris Hilton and Katy Perry wore black, appropriately for the occasion, in dramatically different ways. Which of the two hotties looked better?

Vote in our survey below ...

Who looked better at the premiere of This Is It?

Paris Hilton may sound stupid; she may only be well-known because she once made a sex tape; and she may have nothing positive to offer society.

But the hotel heiress would like to make one thing she clear: she's totally normal!

"In real life I’m completely different, I’m very down to earth, I’m smart, I know what’s going on," she told a British TV station last week.

Anyone that saw Hilton guest star on an episode of Supernatural this season has to take issue with this statement. She isn't that good of an actress.

Hilton claims she even plays up her voice in public, sounding more immature and air-headed than she actually is.

”I would do the baby voice and it’s kind of like this character I made up... It’s kind of like I almost play to the image and kind of have a laugh at myself about it."

Sadly, in this culture that rewards celebrities who simply show up at events and night clubs, Paris has been laughing all the way to the bank. She's recently been overshadowed by former BFFs such as Nicole Richie and Kim Kardashian, however.

”I think a lot of people will assume that I’m just like an airhead. But in my everyday life, when I’m hanging out with my friends or if I’m in a business meeting I’ll talk in my normal voice," she says.

That's it. We know Hilton is lying now.

She has no friends. This is someone that stars on multiple versions of a reality show just to actually meet an acquaintance.

Ho-tel heiress Paris Hilton actually went out in public with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt last night ... at Gulfstream restaurant in the Century City shopping mall.

Yup, Paris going out to dinner at the mall. What is she, middle class?

Hardly, but an E! source has another explanation: Paris is "not really ready to reintroduce herself as dating Doug again." Yes, she's keeping a low profile.

Talk about the world turning upside down. What's next? Pigs flying? Lindsay Lohan sobering up? Katie Price wearing pants? Ashlee Simpson having talent?

Even though Doug and Paris got back together after their summer breakup, he was noticeably not her date to the Really Awards, which apparently exist.

In fact, since she gave Doug Reinhardt got a second chance, the pair have been remarkably inconspicuous, seen mostly in less-swanky locales, if at all.

Paris Hilton arm candy Doug Reinhardt is actually let out of his cage for a few hours to escort his girl to the mall. Hot date! [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

There's no question that parading one's relationship causes it undue stress. Is this the new and improved Paris, committed to making things work with Doug?

Or is she just embarrassed to be seen too often with a guy Lauren Conrad dumped for being too boring, and who many observers regard as a Grade A Tool?

One thing's for certain: She's not getting any more popular by keeping a low profile. Another few months like this and even the haters will forget to care!

Come on, Paris! Step it up! We know you just purchased a new pig as a pet. We want to see you out and about with your older, taller one too.

The LAPD has arrested at least four women in connection with the burglaries of Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge, a source close to the case has confirmed.

The crazy part? On top of Lindsay and Audzo, they may also be responsible for hitting the homes of Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, Rachel Bilson and other stars.

One of the suspected criminals, Rachel J. Lee, 19, is also under investigation for being involved in the $2 million jewelry heist at Paris Hilton's home in 2008.

She is suspected of being the crew's ringleader of sorts.

An LAPD spokesman had no confirmation of the arrests.

Lindsay absolutely can't believe the news.

TMZ reports that Courtney Ames, 18, and Diana Tamayo, 19, were both arrested today for felony burglary. A fourth woman arrested has not been identified.

Patridge's home was broken into on February 23, and more than $43,000 in jewelry and designer clothes were taken. Lohan's home was robbed August 23 and an estimated $128,000 in jewelry, designer clothes and accessories ganked.

Thursday's crackdown follows the arrest last month of Nicholas Prugo, 18, who has already been formally charged with the Lohan and Patridge burglaries.

All appear to have been inside jobs, or at least showed signs of them. No connection has been made to last weekend's Kourtney Kardashian burglary.

Paris Hilton apparently bought a pet mini-pig recently.

We know. This is as terrible an idea as you think it is.

Rightfully assuming the poor little creature will be neglected and treated like crap, PETA has fired off a statement calling the ho-tel heiress "wretched example" by treating animals like they're "as disposable as her friends and fiances."

BURN!

PETA continues of Paris: "The Chihuahuas, ferrets, and kinkajous she's paraded through her home in the past were not accessories, and pot-bellied pigs aren't either."

Doug Reinhardt definitely is, at least.

We gotta agree with PETA for the first time ever here. Any dumbass who says she won't get swine flu because she doesn't eat pork clearly lacks the mental capacity to care for defenseless living creatures. Or to finish the 11th grade.

BOO! OINK! AWW: Little teacup piglets gather in a jack-o-lantern, just in time for Halloween! So cute. Sadly, the thought of one living with Paris is frightful.

This season of Supernatural is built around a looming apocalypse.

It also features a guest spot by Paris Hilton this coming Thursday.

The two have to be related, right? Not so much.

“I don’t think we’re gassing up the motorcycle to jump the shark yet,” show creator Eric Kripke said of the ho-tel heiress' guest spot, which finds her - Supernatural spoilers alert! - playing “a monster who takes the form of Paris Hilton."

"It’s a fun, irreverent episode about modern celebrity. [Fans of the show] should withhold judgment until they see it.”

Paris is coming to Supernatural. Don't judge!

The idea to cast Paris originated in the Supernatural writers room, Kripke says. “We had a wish list of who would be the best spokesperson for a satirical monologue on modern celebrity and Paris Hilton was at the top of the list."

"We never expected in a million years that she would do it, but I spoke to her and she got the joke immediately and signed on. I give her a lot of credit for being a hell of a good sport,” he said. “It speaks volumes about her sense of humor.”

We can't believe we're saying it, but it actually sounds fun to watch.

Ho-tel heiress Paris Hilton is alleged to be flaking on more business commitments and angering people in the process. Anyone else here totally surprised?

The only thing that we're surprised by is the continued existence of Paris Hilton’s celebrity “career.” Seriously, why can't and won't she go away forever?

She doesn't keep things interesting with late night meltdowns like Lindsay Lohan or konstantly kreate "news" like Kim Kardashian. She's just kinda there.

Which makes the news that Paris Hilton faces legal action in Germany for not turning up to events she’s being paid a fortune to do even more incredible.

What was she possibly doing instead? Doug Reinhardt, apparently.

Paris - with her loser BF in tow - reportedly pulled out of a series of events in Frankfurt over the weekend and instead refused to leave her hotel room.

We just hope Doug Reinhardt pulled out in said hotel room. The last thing we need are more rich, useless little ho-tel heiresses running around. God.

“Paris Hilton has dishonored all appointments and contracts - the dinner with 18 high-ranking guests, the appearance at the bar," says Michael Marx.

"We are deeply disappointed."

Hey, these things happen when you're Paris Hilton. Deal.

Paris Hilton wore a cute t-shirt proclaiming her feelings for her one and only true love - Paris Hilton - as she walked through LAX airport yesterday.

Also there was Doug Reinhardt, who she recently got back together with. Hopefully Doug realizes who the true object of her affection is, though ...

We're not sure who's slumming it more here.

After a temporary break, Doug Reinhardt is said to have stopped at nothing to win back his girl. He's a true romantic, renting private islands for their vacations and Twittering non-stop about how in love he is. It's adorable nauseating.

In any case, they appeared to be going strong and madly in love, or at least faking it well, when they arrived at LAX airport, full of PDA yesterday afternoon.

Click to enlarge more photos of Paris and Doug ...

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

This is sad.

Paris Hilton, one of the first people to realize that today's celebrity gossip culture doesn't require actual talent from its stars in order to prop them on a pedestal, has lost it. She can only make headlines for one reason and one reason alone:

Wearing the same outfit as someone else.

Earlier this week, she battled Daphne Zuniga in a fashion face-off. Prior to that matchup, she took on Erin Lucas and Demi Lovato, all in the span of a few weeks.

Today, Hilton dusts off a new dress and steps into the ring with former OC star Rachel Bilson. Compare the looks below, vote in our poll and pity poor, poor Paris...

Who looks better in this dress?