Three cute twenty-somethings.

Three trendy shirts with animals on them.

Tell us which of the smiling stars below - Britney, Rachel and Paris - you think looks the cutest in this three-way celebrity fashion face-off!

Britney Spears loves tigers, while Rachel Bilson and Paris Hilton prefer bunnies.

We’re gonna take Rachel Bilson, personally. This may have something to do with the fact that she’s the only one of the three whose shaved vagina we haven’t seen on our website countless times. Or it may just be the color.

Based on the photo below, it looks like Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton share more than a set of parents. They share a wardrobe, too.

Who looks better in this outfit?

If there’s a pause between paragraphs in this story about Paris Hilton and her feelings for boyfriend Benji Madden, it’s only because we had to vomit a few dozen times from the thought of these two together.

We’re sure celebrity gossip readers understand, as Hilton rattled on to People Magazine this week about a song Madden wrote in her honor. Gag us with a spoon, please.

“He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio,” Hilton said. “He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”

Sweeter than filming you having sex?!?  Rick Salomon is hurt by that statement.

Meanwhile, Paris couldn’t stop gushing about the Good Charlotte guitarist:

“He’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”

Does this mean Hilton and Madden might beat Nicole Richie and Joel Madden to the altar?

“I don’t know,” Hilton said. “My life’s a lot different now, I’m very much at peace, and I’m so happy, and in control, and so very excited about life.”

Actress Hayden Panettiere has spoken out in defense of Paris Hilton’s airheaded party girl image, insisting the heiress is actually a “genius.”

The 18-year-old Heroes star, who has actually been a close friend of Paris Hilton’s for several years (?!), says the 27-year-old media slut socialite is actually more level-headed than the dumb “character” she projects to the public.

Hayden Panettiere says of Paris Hilton:

“She’s a nice girl and a lot brighter than people give her credit (for) but no one sees her like that because she plays this character all the time.”

“She’s actually a marketing genius.”

You know, she may be right. Paris probably paid Hayden for this positive PR … diabolical. We’re just surprise she didn’t defend Kim Kardashian too.

Kathy Hilton, who has made her and her family’s life into a soap opera, will play herself on the May 13 episode of The Young and the Restless.

In the episode, the misguided mother of Paris Hilton will find a magazine cover model for her friend Jack Abbott, but then take over the photo shoot, infuriating magazine staffers. Sounds great, we guess.

Hilton starred in her own NBC reality show in 2005, I Want to Be a Hilton, in which contestants competed for a chance to live like a socialite for a 12 months.

It set humanity back by years.

Remember when Paris Hilton called the rear end of Kim Kardashian “disgusting?” (We hope you do. It was yesterday.)

Well, breathe easy celebrity gossip followers, these talentless socialites have kissed and made up (and will likely release a sex tape documenting said kissing).

“I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke,” Paris told In Touch. “I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”

Ray J would agree. So would Nick Cannon and Nick Lachey. Reggie Bush, too.

Karsashian appeared to accept Hilton’s apology. Kind of. For the most part.

“Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

Choose a side: Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian?

They’ve gone from best friends to dueling sex tape stars to mortal enemies.

Indeed, after Paris Hilton went on the Chet Buchanan & The Morning Zoo radio show this morning, it’s apparent her friendship with Kim Kardashian is beyond repair.

When asked if she’d want Kim’s caboose, Paris replied:

“I would not want that. That’s gross. It’s disgusting.”

Do you agree with Paris Hilton? Is Kim Kardashian gross?

For those that dared to believe the Paris Hilton and Benji Madden relationship was nothing but a publicity stunt, someone is here to say differently:

Paris Hilton herself.

Here’s what the useless heiress wrote in her latest MySpace blog:

“Hey everyone! Just wanted to check in and say hi! I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend [Benji] for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It’s been so much fun! I’ve never felt so happy and in love, [Benji] is such an amazing guy and life has never been better!

It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart. I love Good Charlotte, they rock!!

All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it’s been such an amazing and memorable experience. In my free time, Ive been checking out all your casting videos on the casting site for my new MTV show, ParisBFF.com, there are A LOT of fabulous and interesting contenders. I cannot wait to start shooting this show!!

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Thanks to People magazine for this great compilation of celebrity quotes. This is what some of our favorite celebs had to say this week …

“I love Africa in general. South Africa and West Africa. They are both great countries.”
- Paris Hilton

“This is, quite simply, untrue.”
- John Mayer, responding to a New York Post gossip item that said he’s “been know to respond to online rumors,” on his blog

“There’s lot of motion in the ocean. It’s almost like riding a wave. I have to be the glass and [Karina Smirnoff] is the water.”
- Dancing With the Stars contestant Mario, on his moves

“They had to tell people to calm down.”
- Joe Jonas, on the boisterous response to the Jonas Brothers’ Dancing with the Stars performance this week

“I need a rebondir.”
- Lauren Conrad, admitting that she’d like to meet a “rebound” in Paris to help her forget Brody Jenner, on The Hills premiere, “Paris Changes Everything.”

“I flipped a couple haters at Benihana just last night.”
- Spencer Pratt, dispensing wisdom in his Radar advice column

“Say what?”
- Mariah Carey, asked if she is a fan of The Hills on the live after-show

“I’m just like them. I just happen to be a little more famous.”
- Kentucky native George Clooney, on his fellow Kentuckians

“We make web videos for Jesus.”
- Miley Cyrus

Remember when Paris Hilton was released from prison and vowed to live a different, better lifestyle? You’d think this would have meant her next reality show would be focused on helping others or something.

Instead, shockingly, Paris is focused solely on her lonely, pathetic self. She’s officially announced her new MTV reality show, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.

In it, 20 girls and guys will be competing to be Paris’ new best pal, a role previously occupied by Kim Kardashian and Nicole Richie. So, what qualities is Paris looking for?

“Trust, loyalty and a sense of fun,” Hilton said at a press conference.

If you wanna be Paris‘ new BFF, apply at ParisBFF.com.

You can fill out profiles, start blogs, post photos and wonder what’s happened in your life to cause you to stoop to such depths.