Put the women and children to bed early tonight, folks.
Lindsay Lohan is celebrating a birthday.
The troubled celebrity, who posts photos of herself with champagne in her underwear on just a regular weekday, is now 28 years old.
And although we joke about all the ways in which poor Lindsay has lost her way, she's actually remained relatively scandal-free of late. Except for that whole weird sex list thing.
Might Lohan make a legitimate acting comeback at some point? Sadly for fans of Mean Girls and The Parent Trap, that possibility seems VERY unlikely.
But might she avoid yet another stint in rehab and/or another DUI arrest? Let's hope so, folks. Happy 28th birthday, Lindsay Lohan!