Sit back and get comfortable, THGers.
Kanye West is featured in the August issue of GQ, touching on topics with the magazine that range from his wedding to his baby to... the movie Step Brothers?
He also gushes over Kim Kardashian, comparing his wife to a “fighter jet or dinosaur” because someone with her “body,” “face,” “style,” “money” and kindness is so “rarely seen.”
This is Kanye West at his best/most utterly ridiculous. Scroll down for his take on a myriad of issues now...
ON HIS TEMPER: I'm not a shark. I'm a blowfish...People have me pinned as a shark or a predator in some way, and in no way am I that. I wouldn't want to hurt anyone. I want to defend people. I want to help people.
ON A SCATHING KIMYE WEDDING REPORT: For the person that wrote that, were they involved with anything last year that was as culturally significant as the Yeezus tour or that album? They didn't even talk there about the photographs, or the dress, or Andrea Bocelli singing, or the marble tables.
ON CHANGING THE FAMOUS WORLD: We're going to fight to raise the respect level for celebrities so that my daughter can live a more normal life. She didn't choose to be a celebrity. But she is. So I'm going to fight to make sure she has a better life.
ON HIS WEDDING GUESTS: These people showed up that are from such different worlds but have done such dynamic things - they're all, in a way, equal to what Kim has done in TV or what I had done in music.
I was so moved that I just wanted people to stop and think they weren't sitting at a table full of fashion people, they weren't sitting at a table full of celebrities, they weren't sitting at a table full of movie directors. It really was a representation of the way we receive information today, post-internet.
ON KIM’S POPULARITY: When an Instagram photo gets 2.3 million likes...That's because of who? There's no photo that I would have put up by myself, or next to one of my smarty friends, that would have got that amount of likes.
WHY DID HE MARRY KIM? Like they said in Step Brothers: Never lose your dinosaur. This is the ultimate example of a person never losing his dinosaur. Meaning that even as I grew in cultural awareness and respect and was put higher in the class system in some way for being this musician, I never lost my dinosaur.
ON HATERS: When people try to spoof or talk s--t, it's like: But you're mad because basically Kim is the type of girl that, her entire life, if you were in school with her, most people would be studying and up late nights, but for some reason she would have the skill set to go and grab the one book, turn to the exact page, and just magically say, 'That's the exact answer.'
Or she could wink at the person who had done all the work and get it done anyway. And the point of life is getting s--t done and being happy.
ON LESSONS LEARNED: I had to learn from Kim is how to take more of her advice and less of other people's advice. There's a lot of Kim K skills that were added. In order to win at life, you need some Kim K skills, period.