Kim Kardashian Wedding: Gold Toilets, Snubbed Opera Singers & SO Much More!

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Was Kim Kardashian actually humiliated on her wedding day? Probably not.

But The New York Post has come out with the most detailed account yet of this reality star's nuptials to Kanye West... and if even half of these items are true, everyone in charge of this debacle should be mortified.

According to Page Six of that newspaper, the following all took place on Saturday in Florence:

Kimye got married on a ridge atop the Forti di Belvedere, meaning everything associated with the ceremony had to be hoisted via giant crane.

The bathrooms were housed in a 49-foot tall gold box that was placed alongside the dinner tables and described by one Italian as “the star of the show.” Many referred to the contraption as the Gold Toilet Tower.

In lieu of place cards, stonemasons engraved the names of guests into the marble table at the spot where each were to sit. Many names were misspelled and chaos ensued when various entourage members didn’t have a place carved for them.

A total of 30 life-sized nude marble statues were planned for decoration around the tables, but only 10 remained intact and four of those were missing heads. They were still used as decoration.

Kanye decided at the last minute to do away with 80 moving lights that had been installed around the dance floor. They had taken four days to put up.

The rapper allegedly said of the change: "I’m in the center of this party, and I’m the only one people need to see. The rest of these people don’t need lights on them."

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married!
They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.

West also hated the all-white bar in front of the Gold Toilet Tower and started sawing it in half himself. He worked with a couple employees to tack on some raw wood and then declared the item “art.”

The $136,000 sound system was dubbed not “Minimalist” enough by the artist, who used his iPod for all music until after dinner.

John Legend sat at a custom-built marble piano.

Kanye gave a 45-minute wedding speech and danced alone with Kim for five songs.

Jaden Smith donned a white Batman costume and ran around like crazy off from 8:30 p.m. until 10:25 p.m., smashing glasses off tables.

Kardashian was 25 minutes late to the wedding.

One older woman fell down from being so drunk and a Justin Bieber fan who crashed the festivities fell from a tower and was sent to the hospital.

Andrea Bocelli sang during Kim’s processional, but there was no seat ordered for him. After his performance, the iconic blind artist was told "it’s time for you to get in your car and go home."

Jay Z gifted Kanye with a giant, gold-dipped bottle of Chianti with a diamond in place of the cork.

And they all lived happily ever after?

Kim Kardashian Bridal Shower Photo
Kim Kardashian poses here at her bridal shower. She's being all silly with some who attended the event.

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Golden toilets in the same room as the banquet table says it all! Lols. Guess their shabby treatment of Bocelli was because he's not a brother. Best cur us in town.

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These two pieces of shit deserve each other.

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All the above comments are so right! What a shallow bunch of talentless, tacky, money mad idiots they both are. And what a spectacular debacle of a wedding....is nothing sacred to these morons. Divorced within the year I bet.

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This world is so fucked up. It's not their fault, it's ours, for giving them or letting them have so much attention -- for providing nothing, people that really has nothing to offer nor talent whatsoever, and yet they keep calling them "stars". What a joke, it's really sad. And all the starving kids out there. Just Sad. Audience: Stop being so mediocre accepting everything the media decides to feed you with, be selective and have some common sense, then maybe all this stupidity will end!!

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It just shows how trashy these two are.Asking a singer to get in his car and go when the singer is blind is trashy it just goes to show how they play people and don't care about anyone this marriage is a pure joke and can't last it's not built on anything but show and keeping there ugly mugs in the news. it sound like the wedding was a mess and was a show.

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@ Patricia

Has Jay~Z said circus of a wedding

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Pretty huge red flag when your new husband declares he is 'the center of this party'. Doesn't your new bride fit in there somewhere Kanye? Such a pompous ass. I give this ostentatious union about 8 months, tops.

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Makes me glad my invitation was lost in the mail

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Really,y'all? Not even ordering a seat for the man and then telling him that he had to go home after he performed, how fuckin' rude. But,then again, we ARE talking about Kanye West. And Kim, 25 minutes late to your own wedding? Imagine how it's going to be when she dies.

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@ Damon Craven

She will be late for her own funeral. She was late because she was getting last minute Botox done.

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Lets forget about these douche-bags....

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@ Hunks

OMG--I SOOO AGREE!!!!. THEY ARE SUCH A FILTHY DIRTY FAMILY. THE MOM HAS DONE A TOTAL INJUSTICE TO RAISING HER FAMILY. ALTHOUGH, I SUPPOSE, IF SHE WANTED DIRT BALLS MODELED AFTER HERSELF, SHE DID AN EXEMPLARYJOB. WHAT ARE THEIR PURPOSES IN LIFE????.

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What a fucking joke to bad there plane didnot crash get these assholes off the news forever, please....