But The New York Post has come out with the most detailed account yet of this reality star's nuptials to Kanye West... and if even half of these items are true, everyone in charge of this debacle should be mortified.
According to Page Six of that newspaper, the following all took place on Saturday in Florence:
Kimye got married on a ridge atop the Forti di Belvedere, meaning everything associated with the ceremony had to be hoisted via giant crane.
The bathrooms were housed in a 49-foot tall gold box that was placed alongside the dinner tables and described by one Italian as “the star of the show.” Many referred to the contraption as the Gold Toilet Tower.
In lieu of place cards, stonemasons engraved the names of guests into the marble table at the spot where each were to sit. Many names were misspelled and chaos ensued when various entourage members didn’t have a place carved for them.
A total of 30 life-sized nude marble statues were planned for decoration around the tables, but only 10 remained intact and four of those were missing heads. They were still used as decoration.
Kanye decided at the last minute to do away with 80 moving lights that had been installed around the dance floor. They had taken four days to put up.
The rapper allegedly said of the change: "I’m in the center of this party, and I’m the only one people need to see. The rest of these people don’t need lights on them."