We wouldn't be the least bit surprised to hear that Miley and Justin Bieber hooked up (particularly in the wake of the news that Justin is not moving in with Selena Gomez), but the idea of Miley and Jeremy together is too gross to contemplate.
Not because he's twice her age or the father of one of her peers, but because he's Jeremy freakin' Bieber.
While that might be the worst thing the Biebs' dad has been accused of, it's far from the first report of horrible behavior connected with Jeremy.
Some have even gone so far as to blame Jeremy Bieber for Justin's downfall, noting that Justin's troubles seemed to begin right around the time he started spending less time with his manager Scooter Braun and more time with his father.
With all of Jeremy's hard-partying, predatory ways taken into consideration, we still don't believe for a second that he's romantically involved with Miley Cyrus. Not because we think too highly of him, but because we're sure Miley's got better taste than that.