In a new promo video for Love magazines (UK), Miley Cyrus wants to make sure you get the holiday season off to a festive, classy start and then some.
The singer is showcased in a new video advent calendar countdown for the publication, and in the below clip, Miles teases it by wishing readers "LOVE."
By sticking out her tongue and yanking up her otherwise demure black dress to reveal her underwear, on which there is a hand-drawn and erect penis.
"Merry Christmas love!" the 21-year-old is seen yelling in the advent video, sticking her infamous tongue out in-between her two fingers, vadge style.
The sizable penis doodle, drawn on her beige underwear, is reminiscent of the pasties that she wore during her Twerking-fest at the 2013 MTV VMAs.
Also in the short clip, the word "LOVE" is written across the screen as animated Christmas trees appear to be flying around the songbird. Joyful.
Miley Cyrus is also sporting new pink locks, reindeer antlers, and a red Santa hat, more than enough imagery to haunt you for the next 24 days.
After the penis reveal, she gallops toward the screen like a reindeer.
"I love it!" someone in the background is heard saying. Check it out:
Fortunately, no one (we know of) believes Miley actually has a penis, so don't expect any rumors a la the whole Lady Gaga hermaphrodite controversy.
Still ... most inappropriate advent calendar ever. Ho, ho, ho?