Lindsay Lohan: "Too Unreliable" For Porn?

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Oft-troubled and erratic star Lindsay Lohan is being described by one industry insider as too unreliable for any type of film career. Adult films included.

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Lohan‘s myriad personal problems have clearly derailed her fast track to the A-list. That much can't be disputed by even the most ardent LiLo apologists.

Unable to parlay the momentum from a wildly successful career as a child star and Mean Girls, she's cascaded slowly downward in recent years.

With dwindling mainstream opportunities, and bills piling up, is it possible LiLo could eventually find a measure of professional redemption in the adult sector?

Nope. According to one industry insider, she's too unreliable for even that.

“As a member of the active talent pool, she would not do well," says Brooklyn Lee. “Obviously, she would be extremely popular, if only for the spectacle of it."

"However, If she can’t manage to roll her a$$ to set to make a couple million for a movie, she certainly wouldn’t bother to show up for a few thousand for a sex scene."

Truer words have never been spoken, Brooklyn Lee.

Lindsay Lohan, James Deen in The Canyons

Brooklyn said she “also heard she’s a terror to work with” (likely from her Behind the Green Door co-star James Deen, who worked with LiLo in The Canyons.

All is not lost for LiLo, though, according to Lee.

While she might not have what it takes for the San Fernando Valley grind, a one-off sex tape a la Farrah Abraham, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian?

That could be just the ticket for Lindsay!

“A sex tape would be a different story altogether, though,” she said. “I vote ‘Yes’ on that. I don’t think her career could get much worse at this point."

"She should consider giving Steven Hirsch at Vivid a call. Not hatin’, just sayin’.”

If you were wondering why we posted this non-story, that quote is your answer.

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NOT TO MENTION , LOOKS ALITTLE TOO MUCH LIKE OLD DAD , THE LIZZARD HEAD !!!!

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Your writers ought to consider writing for Perez hilton. He's filthy too.

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I see already the sperm in her Anus, folks!!

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
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Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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