Farrah Abraham Will Spice Up Your Life, Save Your Marriage, Give You #Pleasure

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Farrah Abraham is ready to spice up your life and save your marriage, people. In case you weren't already aware, she aims to please ... in so many ways.

Crazy as this sounds, we're talking about a girl who thinks a sex tape helps fans relate to her as a person. Delusional may not even cover this one.

Still, you have to love this cryptic Tweet she sent: "I save marriages, I add that spice in your life, unknown to me & you this is life get ready for #Pleasure"

Farrah Abraham Crotch
Farrah Abraham Crotch Shot

Apparently, the Farrah Abraham sex tape wasn't enough pleasure for humanity. She is going to unleash more of it upon us, and we will be better for it.

While we're not exactly sure what pleasure it is that we're supposed to be getting ready for now, but we'd guess it pertains to that custom mold of her junk.

Yes, you can buy something that was made to look like Farrah Abraham's vagina, if that appeals to you. And your marriage may even be salvaged.

Talk about a win-win.

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Farrah Abraham Quotes

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have.