Jennifer Aniston's longtime publicist immediately put a celebrity gossip tabloid on blast for the latest of many reports that his famous client is expecting.
After months of analyzing seemingly swollen bellies and mysteriously draped dresses, Us Weekly proclaims on its new cover: "Jen's big secret: pregnant!"
Stephen Huvane, in response, said: "Jennifer is NOT pregnant."
"The whole story is a complete fabrication," Huvane continues.
"All the way from a supposed canceled Smartwater shoot to Jennifer asking for a late check-out in Toronto and to her stylist having to rework her wardrobe."
"None of this ever happened," he reiterates to the N.Y. Post.
"Shame on Us magazine for once again getting it all wrong."
The reworked wardrobe nugget is a reference to the magazine's assertion that Aniston wore less-than-flattering plum strapless satin dress to premiere.
According to the celebrity gossip mainstay, she had her clothes overhauled following that alleged fashion faux pas, presumably to hide her big "secret."
Huvane similarly denied that the Vivienne Westwood gown, worn to the Toronto International Film Festival last week (above), was chosen to cloak her womb.
It's not the first false Jennifer Aniston pregnant rumor by a long shot. It won't be the last. But there's clearly no merit to it in any way, shape or form.
Case closed. Sorry about this week's sales, Us. Unless people actually buy it anyway, despite the obvious falsehoods, in which case, sorry for them.