The Internet is abuzz with ideas for theme foods and twee crafts to celebrate Easter.
But folks in Colorado, Washington State, and MediCali have another big holiday on their hands: Sunday happens to fall on 4/20, national pot smoking day, and that means it's not just the big-time tokers who will take this opportunity to get in to the green spirit.
Bud hobbyists and first-time smokers alike tend to come out in droves for this day.
So we thought we'd create this handy party-hosting guide to make sure that the less experienced amongst you can stock your cabinet so full of viable munchies (like Funfetti Cookies), you could host Willie Nelson, George Clinton AND the Parliament Funkadelic without having to make an emergency Taco Bell run.
Take a look at these toker treats as you try out that Red Velvet Cookies Recipe:
A 711 staple, the Slurpee is your friend when you're stoned.
2. Waffle Taco
Finally! We understand the reason the Waffle Taco REALLY exists. It's for all those who spend the night baked and then need a bite!
3. Fried Chicken
Fried chicken is best served, well, fried chicken is best. Try it cold! You'll like it.
4. Cocoa Krispies
Mmmm. Cocoa Krispies! Just remember the snap, crackle, and pop aren't REALLY in your living room.
5. Sour Patch Kids
Sour Patch Kids can be purchased by the pound on Amazon. You're welcome!
Oreos, chocolate chip, peanut butter. Whatever the variety, these little circles of sweetness will hit the spot.
This Jello is channeling its inner Bob Marley for 4/20. It's your kind of Jello.
8. Hot Pockets
Hot Pockets come in so many varieties that no matter your craving, there's something for you! Stock the freezer!
9. Bagel Bites
Bagel Bites are mighty tasty! Just be careful because they'll totally burn your mouth, and that might harsh your mellow.
10. Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Grilled cheese sandwiches are simple, timeless, delicious works of art. If you see Jesus or the Virgin Mary, you might want to check your stash.
Funyuns are basically only good when you're high. That's a fact.
Doritos, the nacho cheesier the better, are the perfect munchie foods! Watch out for the orange-stained fingertips or you'll totes give yourself away.
Being high is an excuse to eat a dozen doughnuts all by yourself, isn't it? Yes, it totally is.
14. Bacon Cheeseburger
The bacon cheeseburger. Mmmm mmmm good. Because bacon.
15. White Castle
Harold and Kumar didn't have an adventure to White Castle for no reason!
16. Sour Belts
Sour belts, cousin to the Sour Patch Kids, can also be bought in bulk on Amazon. Again, YOU'RE WELCOME.
17. Candy Bars
Miniatures or full-size, you can't go wrong with candy bars!
18. Ice Cream
Ice Cream, soft-serve, scooped, on a cone, in a bowl, with sprinkles or without, would make an excellent choice!
19. Inside the Fridge
Just raid the fridge! Whatever's inside is good for the grubbing!
20. Potato Chips
Potato chips leave less signs that they've been there than Doritos and they don't stink like Funyuns. Keep some on hand just in case!
Stoners eat like pregnant women. That's basically all you need to know. We've all heard the old adage "never go grocery shopping hungry," right?
Well, multiply that times one million for going grocery shopping high.
Before you know it you've got a cart full of things like cookie dough in a tub, frozen giant pretzels, mustard in four flavors, pre-made cream cheese frosting, and omigod you know what would go so good with this?
Grape Shasta and Orange Sherbet.