by Tattle Taylor at . Comments

Look, we're not saying that some people have too much time in their hands, but... well, okay, fine, that's pretty much exactly what we're saying.

Some people probably have too much time on their hands. So they use their hands to text, tweet, message, and do things that aren't really productive. (Like take selfies.)

We're not at all, however, implying that we don't love being the beneficiaries of said time-wasting, especially when those people spend their time creating emoji masterpieces

From songs to stories to incredible pictures made up solely of other pictures, these 27 amazing emoji masterpieces are works of art ...

Fresh Prince
You know you're totally singing this song right now. Don't even pretend like you aren't.

And then of course there are times when people used emoji to tell their significant others a different kind of story. A story kind of Fifty Shades of Grey.

Sexting emoji are legit and real life.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

In July, a Comcast user tried to cancel his service... only to be met by the most unfriendly, unhelpful company representative in the history of customer support.

This is the exact opposite of that.

Reddit poster UranusExplorer (hehe) recently contacted Amazon because he had yet to receive a book he ordered.

At the outset of his online chat, UranusExplorer (hehe) was told he was speaking with a customer service representative named Thor.

So UranusExplorer (hehe) went along with it it and asked if he could be referred to as Odin, Thor's father in Greek mythology). The Amazon employee agreed and the following, EPIC exchange ensued:

Amazon Customer Service Chat

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by Free Britney at . Comments

Suge Knight is reportedly fully conscious following surgery, although cops looking for intel from him regarding who shot him are probably in for disappointment.

Marion 'Suge' Knight
Marion Knight, better known as Suge (for Sugar Bear) is recovering after being shot in August 2014.

Multiple rounds penetrated the body of the 49-year-old rap mogul Sunday morning in what law enforcement believes may have been a gang related shooting.

There are theories that the unknown assailant may have tried to assassinate Chris Brown, Suge Knight and/or Game, all of whom are tied to the Bloods.

So far, witness cooperation has been minimal at best. Even with the shooter captured on camera at 1Oak nightclub, no one seems to know who he is.

Or they're just not willing to go there.

Even though the gunman's shots put him in the ICU and fighting for his last breath, don't look for Suge to breathe a word of what he knows, if anything.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Just when you think you've seen every Ice Bucket Challenge fail possible, from folks missing their intended targets to young women bleeding from their mouths, along comes an idiot who lights himself on fire.

On purpose. At least initially.

Donning camouflage cargo shorts and an American flag vest while holding a giant Confederate Flag, this moron chose to ignite his hair (so he could put it out with the ice water, naturally)… only the genius plan didn’t go so well.

The flames spread, the imbecile panicked, his friends swooped in to suggest he role around on the ground and, eventually, order was restored.

As far as we know, the subject is resting safely at the moment, which is a good thing. Unless he chooses to procreate.

Seriously, dude. Never procreate.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

It all started when Miley Cyrus had a "homeless" man give her acceptance speech at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night.

Many viewers pointed out that the man - 22-year-old Jesse Helt - looked more like he'd stepped out of the pages of GQ than the alleyways of Skid Row, but even so, Miley was widely praised for her efforts to call attention to the plight of the impoverished in America.

Miley Cyrus and Jesse Helt

Then the truth came out. Jesse Helt was never homeless. As many might have guessed from his appearance, he moved to LA to pursue a career in male modeling.

He fell on some hard times, but he had a home and living family waiting for him back in Oregon all the while.

Helt's mom revealed that he was never a homeless teen (as he'd implied in his speech) just this morning, but that wasn't the final bombshell revelation of the day:

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by Free Britney at . Comments

Reality star Shannon Beador wants to put all the divorce rumors to bed.

Or at least Tweet a photo of herself with husband David Beador in bed!

In an uncharacteristic move coming just hours after The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion, she posted this shot of herself and David snuggling together:

Shannon and David Beador

TMI? Maybe. But cute, candid and refreshingly sweet from the parents of three.

The duo's marital strife has been a recurring storyline all season, and resurfaced with a vengeance last night on The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion.

Is it a thing of the past, though? That certainly seems to be the implication.

The photo was posted in reply to a Twitter user who wondered if the Beadors were laughing in bed reading “all the tweets of the Dubrows getting roasted tonight."

Who knew that was quite literally the case!

Shannon Beador tweeted back with the photo of her shirtless hubby, “@TrishMack omg! Never respond to twitter but trying to figure it out! You caught us!”

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

There are very few mysteries about Lindsay Lohan's sex life. She banged half of Hollywood, and she's got the list to prove it.

Justin Timberlake
Lindsay Lohan claims she got it in with Justin Timberlake back in the day.

In fact there were so many famous men on Lindsay's sex list that it's easy to overlook that that she once dated a woman for over two years.

Yes, Lindsay and Samantha Ronson were an item and a tabloid staple from 2008-2010, but Lindsay's been involved in roughly 11,000 scandals since then, and the relationship has been widely forgotten.

But sources day that despite her many, many dalliances with famous dudes, Lindsay still prefers to swim in the lady pond.

"Don't expect Lindsay to get into a relationship with a man anytime soon," an insider tells Radar Online. "Lindsay prefers women over men."

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Earlier this month, we posed a simple question regarding the Full House cast: Where are they now?

The answers are varied, of course, but they may become a lot simpler... because John Stamos is working to bring everyone back together!

According to TV Guide, the actor (who owns a stake in Full House) is teaming with Warner Bros. TV to come up with some kind of Full House revival or remake.

Full House Cast Photo

Details are scarce, but Candace Cameron Bure (D.J.), Jodie Sweetin (Stephanie) and Andrea Barber (Kimmy) are all reportedly up for a new series.

Bob Saget (Danny) and Dave Coulier (Joey), meanwhile, have also shown interest.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Sarah Silverman picked up an award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Program at the 2014 Emmys last night, and it seems the actress and comedienne may have started celebrating before she even hit the red carpet.

Even though Silverman was one of the fashion hits of the Emmys she clearly didn't want to engage in the typical "Who are you wearing?" banter so she permitted E! News' Giuliana Rancic to go through her clutch.

Apparently she should have asked for a warrant first, because she's definitely rockin' some contraband:

Later in the evening, Silverman kicked off her shoes and ran to the stage to accept her award.

Then she gave a hilarious, rambling speech in which she addressed her boyfriend as "Fancy Pants." Then she gave this press conference:

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by Free Britney at . Comments

A bench-clearing brawl broke out at a Lingerie Football League game the other night.

Yes, those games are actual things. And this was the best girl-on-girl fighting you'll see outside of The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion.

This full-on fight at a Legends Football League game, in which the Atlanta Steam defeated the Jacksonville Breeze 20-12 in OT, was a sight to behold.

Not often to you see a linebacker take a swing at a coach at any level of the sport.

Or call another player a "pu$$y a$$ b!tch," although that is certainly possible to see elsewhere. It just takes on new meaning when the players are ...

Anyway, the benches cleared after that insult began flying, and the fists followed.

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