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In her ongoing effort to make everything sexy, Miranda Kerr donned an Easter Bunny costume for a recent photo shoot, proving once and for all that even oversized mammals and religious holidays can inspire impure thoughts.

The Victoria's Secret model rocked the ears and whiskers for a spread in Love magazine, which she previewed on her Twitter page today.

Miranda gave an interview that no one will read to accompany the shoot and stated that she'll be spending the upcoming holiday weekend with her ex-husband Orlando Bloom and the couple's 3-year-old son, Flynn.

Never one to disappoint her fans of either gender, Miranda revealed that she's bisexual in a recent interview, adding that she has sex as frequently as possible in order to "stay toned."

Sounds like Miranda has more in common with bunnies than we realized!

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Andrew Garfield is sticking up for Justin Bieber.

Despite the singer's run of erratic, boorish behavior (we still aren't over that Justin Bieber deposition just yet), The Amazing Spider-Man 2 star blames the artist's circumstances a lot more than the artist himself.

  • Andrew Garfield Red Carpet Pic
  • Justin Bieber Studio Selfie

"If I had had these opportunities when I was younger, I would have been Justin Bieber,” Garfield tells Time Out London.

Meaning what, exactly?

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Miley Cyrus remains hospitalized following a highly-publicized allergic reaction and today saw more bad news for the singer, as she was forced to reschedule at least two more dates on her Bangerz concert tour.

Miley Cyrus Concert Image

Concerts in Louisvile and Miley's native Nashville have been postponed indefinitely. She reluctantly broke the news via Twitter this morning and made clear to fans that she is not pleased to be disappointing them.

"Sick of waking up to needles #goingthruit," Miley tweeted, adding the hashtag "#floydfriday" in tribute to her dog who was killed by a coyote earlier this month.

Miley provided no additional news regarding her illness or when she expects to be released from the hospital.

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The bizarre story of Andre Johnson's suicide attempt and self-mutilation got a little stranger yesterday as the rapper took to his Facebook page and seemed surprisingly tranquil given his circumstances.

Andre Johnson (Christ Bearer) Picture

Johnson posted a status update that read simply, "Peace - feeling blessed."

Naturally, this leaves followers to wonder if he's heavily medicated or simply grateful to be alive after jumping from a balcony in an apparent attempt to take his own life.

While the Wu-Tang Clan wants nothing to do with him, other rappers have spoken out in his defense - claiming that Johnson has no history of hard drug use.

Instead, they say, he suffers from profound mental illness. 

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Over the past few weeks, Taylor Swift has left no doubt that she's awesome.

The singer has visited multiple cancer patients and surprised a young woman at her bridal shower.

But while there's no debate over Swift's charitable side, a debate has broken out over the artist's body; namely: is she too skinny?

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  • Taylor Swift in NYC

A couple Twitter users have called attention to Taylor’s shrinking frame over the past few days, prompting Radar Online to (hilariously) consult with a random nutritionist.

Where does Melanie McGrice come down on Swift's frame?

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The Mimi Faust-Nikko Smith sex tape seems like a source of pride for the couple, so it's no surprise to find that the Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta stars were happy to discuss a strange scene in the homemade porn while strolling through LAX.

When a TMZ cameraman asked the reality stars about their bedroom behavior, the couple were more than happy to discuss their unusual quirks:

Turns out their use of props isn't limited to Mimi's shower rod.

Those who have seen the tape in its entirety report that it includes a scene in which Mimi whips out a ruler to measure Smith's member before saying, "Let's see if we can make it grow."

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No other song routinely has us toe-tapping and nodding along at our desks like Pharrell's "Happy." Some of us even shed a tear along with him when Pharrell cried on Oprah about how people's enjoyment of the song had touched his life.

But what happens when the "Happy" music video has no music? 

It's still full of happy, that's what.

Sure, it begins with Pharrell singing along to himself in a dark, creepy alley and why is he there?

But then it becomes a montage of people enjoying themselves which is a pretty cool thing to see. 

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Demi Lovato will not be torn down by her haters. She made this clear as she defiantly advised her Twitter fans to choose kindness over cruelty this week.

This positive message came after she was bullied by an unoriginal, anonymous troll who called the pop star "fatty." Her response? Taking the high road.

Instead of attacking the user who called her "fatty," one of Demi's fans responded with a simple message: "you are beautiful." Lovato gave her a re-tweet.

Demi then added the following words of wisdom:

  • Dear Lovatics, for every hater tweet - don't respond with hate but love and positivity ... Try love instead of combat (lots of heart emoticons)
  • Dear haters, you don't have to like me cause I love you. Everyone's equal, everyone has a soul and everyone deserves to be loved. (more hearts)

She's all about promoting self-worth, isn't she?

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When Hollywood legend Kim Novak presented at the Academy Awards in February, the iconic actress didn't receive quite the reaction she expected from her rare public appearance.

Jokes and rumors about Novak's plastic surgery and slurred speech were seemingly everywhere on the Internet in the days to follow the Oscars.

Now, the actress is speaking out against the "bullies" and "jabs."

In a lengthy post on her Facebook page, Novak admits to receiving "fat injections" in her face in order to smooth out her skin and blames her speech difficulties on the fact that she had "taken a pill to relax."

"After the Oscars, I was bullied by the press and the public on the Internet and TV," Novak writes. "However, I will no longer hold myself back from speaking out against bullies. We can't let people get away with affecting our lives."

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You can't help but laugh when reading through this collection of 19 Motherly Text Message Fails. Parents trying to be hip is simply hilarious.

But it's difficult to browse around the following gallery without feeling a twinge of sadness.

Somewhere out there, some guy wanted to have virtual sex with his girlfriend... only to be turned down for Pop Tarts or Oreo Cereal. Your heart just goes out to these people.

Except for the dude whose significant other replied to his attempt at sexting with the picture of a cheese grater. He should just run away screaming.

Prepare to scream in laughter yourself when you click through this list of epic sext message fails:

11 Epic Sext Message Fails
Sometimes you're in the mood for Pop Tarts instead of a pounding. Can you really blame a woman?
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Mmm... Pop Tarts.

1. Mmm... Pop Tarts.

Sometimes you're in the mood for Pop Tarts instead of a pounding. Can you really blame a woman?


Spacing Issues

2. Spacing Issues

A little space, and a little spelling, can go a long way when trying to be seductive.


Emotion Fail!

3. Emotion Fail!

When swallowing goes terribly, terribly wrong.


Satisfy Her Craving

4. Satisfy Her Craving

What's better than a Pop Tart? Oreo Cereal.


A Little Too Rough

5. A Little Too Rough

Some gals do like it rough. But most have their limits.


A Monster in Bed

6. A Monster in Bed

Some folks like Skinemax. Others? Pixar.


Being (Semi) Naughty

7. Being (Semi) Naughty

A bit of PG-13 sexy talk.


Patriotism vs. Patootie-ism

8. Patriotism vs. Patootie-ism

God bless America... and also this person for his sexting snafu.


The End of an Erection

9. The End of an Erection

Safe to say this is one way to put a fast end to an erection.


Heating Things Up

10. Heating Things Up

Come on. This kind of creativty would totally turn us on!


You Tell Her, Grandma!

11. You Tell Her, Grandma!

This will teach an autobot to try and sext up an old lady.


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