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Earlier this week, we posted a video of a cat trying to jump from the roof of one vehicle through the (closed) window of another vehicle.

Needless to say, it did not go well for the feline.

But at least that animal actually made it to his destination.

The following footage features a ferret (who is wearing a glow-in-the-dark piece of jewelry and apparently hanging out at a home rave) who really wants to leap from the table to the ironing board.

He readies himself. He bends his legs a few times. And then he doesn't come anywhere close to accomplish his goal.

SPLAT!

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Two new Selena Gomez singles have leaked online this week, and triggered the obligatory speculation that they're about that douche lord Justin Bieber.

It's not totally far-fetched in this case, though. The first song, "Do It," is basically all about sex. From which she may be drawing on her personal experience.

BECAUSE SHE'S MADE SEX WITH JUSTIN BIEBER.

The lyrics to this soon-to-be iconic pop anthem include, "If I had a choice, if I had my way / Boy you know we'd do it every single day, if I had a wish and if I had my way ..."

"Boy you know we'd do it every single day."

Justin must have mad skills in the sack.

Furthermore, the sultry singer croons about this (not) mysterious lover of hers, "Damn I wish I didn't feel so hypnotized, when I look at you baby its justified."

Is it hot in here or is it just us?!

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At last week's Hollywood Film Awards, Johnny Depp gave a drunk speech that instantly went viral.

While many fans regarded the incident as a humorous case of "Johnny being Johnny," others saw it as evidence of a dangerous and potentially deadly problem.

"Johnny was extremely intoxicated," a witness from that night tells Star magazine. "There were times he had to have someone help him stand. He couldn't say a complete sentence."

It wasn't the first time in recent years that Depp's been visibly drunk in public, and sources say his inner circle is deeply concerned. Naturally, no one is more worried about Johnny's problematic drinking than his young fiancee, Amber Heard:

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The Vampire Diaries is taking Thanksgiving off and will next air a new episode on Thursday, December 4.

This is sad news, but also welcome news... because we have A LOT to digest following The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 8.

We learned this week that Liv and Luke are next in line to head up the Gemini Coven. Except they have to merge on their upcoming 22nd birthday, leaving the weaker of the witches dead.

Also, Jo is their sister! She saved them from a murderous Kai back in 1994 and left her magic in a dagger outside the family's home in Portland.

This is the same home Damon found himself in, opposite Kai's father, who was so distressed by the possibility of his son returning and taking all of Jo's powers that he actually tried to kill Jo!

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According to Donald Sutherland, Jennifer Lawrence is akin to Jesus Christ.

That's mighty high praise for the star of The Hunger Games franchise.

But is The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 worthy of the same praise? What are critics around the country saying about this wildly anticipated blockbuster? Let's find out...

Julianne Moore as President Coin
This is our first look at Julianne Moore in Mockingjay. It's safe to say we're excited for the film.

Mockingjay - Part 1, however well done, can't compete with the first two films, although it sets up what should be its stunning ending well enough. - Tom Long

If Mockingjay - Part 1 is quieter and less flashy than its predecessors, that doesn't make it less satisfying. - Steven Rea

Lawrence delivers on what dramatic beats half a novel affords him. You just wish there were more of them and that they provided a more complete, more satisfying story arc. - Kenneth Turan

Katniss' concern for the anti-sexy Peeta results in her spending quite a bit of the movie in po-faced mopery. - Kurt Loder

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Iggy Azalea is no stranger to feuds.

The Iggy-Snoop Dogg beef made headlines last month, with the Aussie raptress eventually "winning" by forcing an apology from the Doggfather.

Prior to that, Iggy feuded with Nicki Minaj, and while the First Ladies of Hip Hop have occasionally shown love to one another in public, sources say that situation is unlikely to ever be resolved.

Considering how man beefs she's been involved with, you may think that Iggy intentionally seeks out drama, when in reality, she seems to simply be a favorite target for A-list emcees.

  • It's Iggy Azalea!
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Her latest public throwdown is no different, as Iggy finds herself in the position of responding to some shocking comments from a hip hop icon:

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While their reps insist that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are still together, new reports suggest that they are barely on speaking terms and headed for a split.

It's hard to know what to believe this point, given the unreliability of most "sources" online, and the fact that "still together" doesn’t really tell us a whole lot either.

According to a new report, however, she's filled out divorce papers and is considering pulling the trigger on the long-rumored split, at the urging of friends.

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  • Tori Spelling on the Phone

This comes on the heels of Dean McDermott quitting their reality show True Tori and basically admitting he's disgusted by the charade that is their life.

If he's quitting True Tori, is that any different than quitting Tori Spelling?

In case he wasn't clear enough on that, he reportedly told her the kids are done filming the Lifetime series along with him in his latest maudlin ultimatum.

So ... where does that leave the reeling actress?

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When the now-famous Kim Kardashian nude Paper magazine photos first hit the web, public opinion was decidedly split.

While the Sir Mix-A-Lots of the world found no cause for complaint, other, more reserved types stated their belief that Kim was setting a bad example for young girls, her own daughter included.

Kim Kardashian and Daughter North

Glee star Naya Rivera slammed Kim online, commenting, "You're somebody's mother," on one of the pics.

While rumors that Kim wanted to pose nude before she gets pregnant again continue to circulate, until very recently, Mrs. Kardashian-West had not spoken out about the relationship between her roles as nude icon and married mom.

Yesterday, Kim was asked in an Australian radio interview how she would feel if her 1-year-old daughter, North West, decided to pose nude in 20 years. Her response is sure to piss off plenty of Kardashian kritics:

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Back in March, Ellen DeGeneres hosted the Academy Awards and set the record for most Tweeted selfie ever when she posed in the audience with a slew of A-Listers.

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, meanwhile, the host and a few very handsome guests didn't attempt to break this record. They attempted to set one of their own.

With the desirable singers of One Direction on board - along with some stuffed animals, kids, pets and bunny ears - Kimmel posed for what he hashtagged as the "#CutestSelfieEver."

Do you agree with that assessment?

Cutest Selfie Ever?

Earlier in the week, Zayn Mailk, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan were involved in a controversy that none of their fans found remotely adorable.

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Back in September, a petition to convince TLC to cancel 19 Kids and Counting was posted on the website Change.org, and began to slowly make the rounds online.

The petition was a response to Michelle Duggar's involvement in a campaign to repeal an anti-discrimination law. Yes, repeal a law against discrimination.

Say yes to sex, even when you're tired!

Be available. Anyone can fix him lunch, but only one person can meet that physical need of love that he has, and you always need to be available when he calls. - Michelle Duggar

Be available. Anyone can fix him lunch, but only one person can meet that physical need of love that he has, and you always need to be...

The law in question prevents employers and landlords from denying jobs and housing to applicants on the basis of sexual preference. The Duggars? Not fans.

Michelle recorded a robocall claiming the law allowed "males with past child predator convictions" who "claim they are female" to enter women's bathrooms and locker rooms.

Well, the author of the petition to axe 19 Kids and Counting claims that Michelle's recording constitutes hate speech, and that TLC is implicitly supporting such beliefs.

Apparently, more than 123,000 people agree with him.

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