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In the least surprising television development of the week, NCIS: New Orleans Season 1 Episode 2 kicked off with a scene inside a jazz club.

Viewers watched as a young lieutenant took in some local music, though but he seemed clearly ill and began stumbling around before ending up outside.

He staggered to the street and then got killed by a cab, prompting Agent Pride and his team to be called in because the victim was Navy Lt. Louis Collier, an office on leave.

"Why did the sailor cross the road?" asked Pride, as Loretta is unable to determine the officer's state at the scene. Aside, you know, from the fact that he was dead.

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Tuesday evening's Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 31 marked the beginning of Nationals, and things were predictably intense for Abby Lee & Co. on Lifetime.

The Abby Lee Dance Company and the Candy Apples Dance Studio both faced competition - and stalkers - that made the trip to the West Coast challenging.

Dance Moms Poster

The upside of heading to La-La Land for Abby? A possible ALDC expansion.

The downside? Former Dance Moms troublemaker Jeanette showed up!

Vowing revenge on the ALDC as she stalked the team 2,500 miles from its Pennsylvania home base, this felt like a classic ruse to bring in ratings for Lifetime.

If you watch TV online - specifically reality TV - you know you need a good villain and an unpredictable source of conflict to really invest people in the plot.

Often, it must be manufactured.

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We hope you're sitting down, Twihards. And we really hope you aren't operating any heavy machinery at the moment.

Because the following news may cause you to faint on the spot.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA IS MAKING A COMEBACK!!!!!

Kind of. Sort of. Allow us to explain...

Twilight Saga Scene

According to The New York Times, Lions Gate and novelist Stephenie Meyer will be choosing five aspiring female directors to make short films based on Twilight characters.

These productions will be shown exclusively on Facebook in 2015.

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Are you over that shocker yet?

Have you recovered from learning about Shay's death on Chicago Fire Season 3 Episode 1?

More importantly, perhaps, have the fighters at 51 recovered? That was the main question heading into Chicago Fire Season 3 Episode 2, an hour that focused squarely on Severide and how he's coping with the death of his partner.

During a rescue mission to save a girl trapped in a car, Severide took over the mission rescued the young lady, showing signs that he may be himself again.

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Emily Ratajkowski graces the cover of the upcoming issue of Cosmopolitan, and needless to say, the "Blurred Lines" beauty sizzles on the front of the magazine.

In fact, she may melt that cover off, despite wearing considerably more clothing than we're used to seeing her in, given some of her previous gigs.

That's quite a feat for the 23-year-old, but she pulls it off and then some.

Emily Ratajkowski Cosmopolitan Cover

When she's not modeling, the brunette beauty can be seen on Instagram (seriously, follow her account), and in the highly anticipated film Gone Girl.

While the Gone Girl reviews are mostly positive, Ratajkowski is sure to win widespread acclaim anytime she shows off her girls, which is often.

And that right there is one of those things that we love about this world.

The model rocks a pair of denim jeans with an unbuttoned white blouse in Cosmo, no doubt causing jaws to drop at newsstands across the U.S.

Emily says she's grateful for her recent success, and is "lucky to wear what I want, sleep with who I want, and dance how I want," while still being a feminist.

Get it, girl. Check out more sizzling Emily Ratajkowski photos below:

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Gwen, Pharrell, Adam and Blake were back at it for another evening of spaceship-chair-turning insanity on The Voice Season 7 Episode 4 Tuesday night.

What contestants impressed them enough to land a spot on one of their rosters in this season's fourth Blind Auditions love-fest? Let's take a look, shall we?

Toia Jones - One and Only (The Voice Auditon)
Toia Jones' audition for The Voice, in which she sang "One and Only," was epic.

Toia Jones, with a powerful rendition of “One and Only,” landed on Team Pharrell, and her tone, talent and personality could make her one of the season's gems.

Somehow, this girl was only a two-chair turn, but watch out for this one.

Chris Jamison, whose take on John Mayer's “Gravity” earned him a spot on Team Adam despite Levine's comment that Chris did too much with his voice, was impressive.

He's got a great back story and good looks to go along with talent, too.

Amanda Lee Peers' spin on “Put the Gun Down” won her a shirt from Team Gwen, who was surprisingly the only person to turn around. But it only takes that many.

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We know where Michael Phelps was around 1:40 a.m. on Tuesday morning:

The Olympic swimmer was about 84 miles per hour in a 45 miles per hour zone and, therefore, got arrested on suspicion of drunk driving.

But now we also know where Phelps was for the eight hours prior to this incident:

According to TMZ sources, Phelps was at the Horseshoe Casino in Baltimore. He arrived at 5 p.m. and sat in a VIP room, reportedly playing Blackjack and Poker.

The record-setting Gold Medalist left at approximately 1 a.m. was was drinking beer for most of the night, according to witnesses.

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The Mindy Project Season 3 Episode 3 was a reminder that those looking for an uncomplicated romance for Mindy and Danny had best not hold their collective breath.

Why? Because in the span of 22-23 minutes, we saw:

  1. Mindy go on a secret "date" with her ex-BF Cliff.
  2. Danny reveal that he is still technically married!

Sigh. It's one thing after another for these two.

To the first point, Mindy gets served by the government for not paying her taxes in six years. She should know from Teresa Giudice that this is unwise.

In any case, she turns to Cliff (Glenn Howerton), who's familiar to those who watch The Mindy Project online or It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Cliff, ever the upstanding attorney that he is, promises to help provided that Mindy is no longer with Danny, with whom Mindy cheated on Cliff.

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Person of Interest isn't just a procedural.

It's a procedural that focuses heavily on technology, machines and artificial intelligence.

Nevertheless, this CBS drama often stands out for including human emotion as part of its more procedural-type elements - and Person of Interest Season 4 Episode 2 was a perfect illustration of this impressive balancing act.

The hour introduced viewers to a computer genius named Claire Mahoney, a college sophomore who is searching for meaning in life, a mission that gave her focus… even if it was a big dangerous and misguided. But it also served to push Finch back into action.

He was hesitant at first, for reasons long-time viewers understand well, but Reese helped his partner get back out there. He invited Finch to a diner, only to stand him up and then give him the Machine's latest number, the one that belongs to Claire.

And, hey, look at that: she's seated at the very same diner!

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On New Girl Season 4 Episode 3, Bob Day came to visit with another New Girl - his much younger girlfriend - which made for plenty of tension with Jess.

Awkward, downright adorkable tension, it goes without saying.

New Girl Season 4 Episode 3 was titled “Julie Berkman’s Older Sister.” Also known as Trashy Ashley, played by Kaitlin Olson of It's Always Sunny fame.

Jess tells Cece, before finding out who her dad is dating, that this time she plans on being super nide to his new girlfriend, no matter who she is.

That's when Trashy Ashley appears, right on hilarious cue.

Cece and Jess retreat to her room to freak out, reminiscing about her legendary sexual antics and generally wondering just how her dad ended up with her.

The other storyline you'll see when you watch New Girl online this week involves Schmidt and his idea notebook, also known as Nick's napkin.

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