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After weeks spent teasing it (mostly while wearing a g-string), Nicki Minaj finally released the music video for "Anaconda" very early this morning.

And every second of the footage is Nicki Minaj at her most Nicki Minaj-est.

She's Twerking. She's lap dancing on Drake. She's doing sexy bicep and booty workouts. She's spraying whipped cream on her chest and eating a banana and doing pretty much everything possible to make sure your anaconda grows while you watch.

If you know what we mean!

No? Not sure what we mean? Cycle through these Anaconda music video GIFs and you soon will be!

Nicki Minaj with Whipped Cream
This Nicki Minaj GIF may cause many anacondas to grow in length. If you know what we mean!

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If you were ever on the fence in the ongoing Team LeAnn Rimes vs. Team Brandi Glanville feud, there's one thing that will likely get you off that fence:

LeAnn & Eddie. The couple's reality show is that bloody terrible.

  • Peace Out Brandi
  • Mr. & Mrs. Cibrian

Brandi Glanville has always held a certain place in our hearts due to her unfiltered nature, unabashed sarcasm, underrated wit and occasional charm.

Not to mention how amazing she looks in a bikini. Wowza.

Well, Rimes proves with each passing week how she and Cibrian are completely unable to demonstrate similarly redeeming qualities. On the contrary.

If you've been watching LeAnn & Eddie, and we feel sorry for you if you do, you know the extent to which these two will slam Brandi early and often.

Not that Glanville hasn't dished it out plenty in her day, but at this point, they just look sad dragging this out on TV, and she knows it too, Tweeting:

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Just when you thought the fun of the Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom feud was over, now comes an awesomely shameless report from Star magazine claiming that Miranda is secretly knocked up by the Biebs.

  • Miranda Kerr Red Carpet Photo
  • Justin Bieber in a Dark Suit

Yes, in case you forgot or just want to relive the amazingness: Bloom tried to punch Bieber at a restaurant in Ibiza last month. 

The incident reportedly stemmed from the fact that Bieber slept with Miranda Kerr while she was still married to Bloom. 

That claim was supported by the fact that Bieber posted a photo of Kerr to his Instagram page shortly after the fight occurred, seemingly in an effort to taunt Bloom.

So yes, as difficult as it is to imagine, Miranda Kerr might have had sex with Justin Bieber. It's an unfair world and we'll just have to accept that...but there's no way we're buying that she's pregnant with a Biebus fetus.

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Yup. The Amal Alamuddin pregnant rumors have started already.

With this British lawyer set to marry George Clooney, the tabloids have zeroed in on the upcoming nuptials and determined there's only one reason Clooney would ever settle down:

A baby!

Amal Alamuddin Pregnant Claim

Indeed, Life & Style alleges on its latest cover that a “rush-rush wedding” is on the way because a child is also on the way and Clooney’s life will be “changed forever” as a result.

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Teen Mom 2’s Chelsea Houska is rumored to be dating the same guy as Taylor Halbur ... her baby daddy Adam Lind's other baby mama. Say what now?

  • Houska
  • Taylor Halbur and Adam Lind

While Amber Portwood and Jenelle Evans' addictions to drugs get a lot more publicity, Chelsea Houska's addiction to Adam Lind is almost more incredible.

No matter how many times he dumps her, cheats on her, or generally treats her like absolute ass, she could not come back for more any faster.

If you watch Teen Mom 2 online, you know that Adam left Chelsea and had another baby daughter with his new girlfriend Taylor Halbur, devastating her.

For over a year, Chelsea and Taylor waged an epic baby-mama brawl over this loser, for reasons no one can explain. Not a lot of options in South Dakota?

Finally they got it together, though. With Adam Lind in and out of jail, Chelsea and Taylor have apparently both moved on. That's the good news.

The bad news? It's allegedly with the same guy!

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Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have long been considered one of Hollywood's most stable couples.

Hanks is one of the world's most popular actors, and yet the tabloids rarely report on his marriage because, well...there's nothing to report.

At least that as the case until today, when In Touch revealed that Hanks and Wilson hit a serious rough patch and separated briefly earlier this summer.

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson

After 26 years of marriage there was reportedly a period in which it looked as though Tom and Rita were ready to call it quits for good.

A divorce would've been more shocking than the sight of Hanks dancing to Montell Jordan with Justin Bieber, so we're happy to report the couple is back together!

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Suffering from a lack of self-confidence, fellas?

Not getting enough respect at work?

Often embarrassed in front of your girlfriend?

Not to worry. You can now add three inches to your manhood, thanks to Shoes by Jews, a company whose epic commercial promises to increase your height.

What, did you think we were referring to something else?!?

This uproarious (and accurate!) ad immediately goes into the pantheon of greats, right alongside Kate Upton shilling for Hot Pockets and Mila Kunis for Jim Beam.

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Jackie Chan is ashamed of his 31-year-old son Jaycee for getting arrested for marijuana possession in China, and is putting him on blast as a result.

Jaycee Chan, Jackie Chan

The younger Chan was snared in a huge drug crackdown last week, allegedly in possession of 3.5 ounces of the illegal drug inside his Beijing home.

The movie star, in turn, has issued a statement denouncing his offspring and apologizing to fans on his official website, citing his failure as a father.

"When I first heard the news, I was absolutely enraged," Jackie writes.

"As a public figure, I feel very ashamed; as his dad, I'm very sad and disappointed. But the person who feels heartbroken the most is his mom."

"I hope our younger generation will learn from Jaycee's mistake and stay away from drug abuse. I would like to take this opportunity and say something to Jaycee."

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After she and her husband were guilty were found guilty on several counts of fraud, it began to look as though Teresa Giudice would be headed to prison.

Their original sentencing date was delayed following the death of Joe Giudice's father, but now the new day of reckoning is fast approaching, and Teresa is reportedly begging Bravo not to send a Real Housewives of New Jersey camera crew to document what may turn out to be the worst day of her life.

Teresa and Joe Giudice Head to Court

"Teresa doesn't want cameras from Bravo to be at her sentencing on September 23," says a source close to the network. "[She] has told producers of the show her thoughts. Bravo doesn't care what Teresa wants or thinks and they are done protecting her."

Teresa has complained about being "exploited" by Bravo in the past, and her diva-like behavior on set coupled with her habit of bad-mouthing the network has gained her little sympathy from execs.

Even so, if Bravo does send cameras Teresa's sentencing hearing, they'll likely be doing so not as an act of revenge, but out of a desire to protect their investment.

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Think it's easy being a cat?

Trying to give your owner a high-five, wearing a shark costume while you ride around on a Roomba and doing all you can to avoid that really mean dog?

It's tough. It's tiring. It's downright exhausting at times.

You'll take sleep wherever you can get it, even if that place involves using a watermelon as a pillow. Just don't you dare move, watermelon!

Oh man! There it goes...

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