In case you've spent the last ten months becoming besties with a volleyball on a remote desert island, allow us to fill you in on what's been happening in the world of American politics:

Basically, we're in the midst of the history's most bonkers primary season, and it's looking like literally no one will be happy with any of the likely outcomes. Especially this guy:

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If you haven't been keeping up with Ariel Winter's Instagram in recent weeks, then we're sad to say it, but you've been wasting your life.

First, there was a trip to Paris, where Ariel wore a low-cut dress that made her followers say sacre bleu! Then she hit the beach for spring break, and the resulting photos of Ariel's butt in a bikini showed the world that she's got it goin' on from all angles.

Posted in: Ariel Winter