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The Internet is abuzz with ideas for theme foods and twee crafts to celebrate Easter.

But folks in Colorado, Washington State, and MediCali have another big holiday on their hands: Sunday happens to fall on 4/20, national pot smoking day, and that means it's not just the big-time tokers who will take this opportunity to get in to the green spirit.

Bud hobbyists and first-time smokers alike tend to come out in droves for this day.

So we thought we'd create this handy party-hosting guide to make sure that the less experienced amongst you can stock your cabinet so full of viable munchies (like Funfetti Cookies), you could host Willie Nelson, George Clinton AND the Parliament Funkadelic without having to make an emergency Taco Bell run.

Take a look at these toker treats as you try out that Red Velvet Cookies Recipe:

20 Munchies to Eat on 4/20
A 711 staple, the Slurpee is your friend when you're stoned.
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Slurpee

1. Slurpee

A 711 staple, the Slurpee is your friend when you're stoned.


Waffle Taco

2. Waffle Taco

Finally! We understand the reason the Waffle Taco REALLY exists. It's for all those who spend the night baked and then need a bite!


Fried Chicken

3. Fried Chicken

Fried chicken is best served, well, fried chicken is best. Try it cold! You'll like it.


Cocoa Krispies

4. Cocoa Krispies

Mmmm. Cocoa Krispies! Just remember the snap, crackle, and pop aren't REALLY in your living room.


Sour Patch Kids

5. Sour Patch Kids

Sour Patch Kids can be purchased by the pound on Amazon. You're welcome!


Cookies

6. Cookies

Oreos, chocolate chip, peanut butter. Whatever the variety, these little circles of sweetness will hit the spot.


Jello

7. Jello

This Jello is channeling its inner Bob Marley for 4/20. It's your kind of Jello.


Hot Pockets

8. Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets come in so many varieties that no matter your craving, there's something for you! Stock the freezer!


Bagel Bites

9. Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites are mighty tasty! Just be careful because they'll totally burn your mouth, and that might harsh your mellow.


Grilled Cheese Sandwich

10. Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Grilled cheese sandwiches are simple, timeless, delicious works of art. If you see Jesus or the Virgin Mary, you might want to check your stash.


Funyuns

11. Funyuns

Funyuns are basically only good when you're high. That's a fact.


Doritos

12. Doritos

Doritos, the nacho cheesier the better, are the perfect munchie foods! Watch out for the orange-stained fingertips or you'll totes give yourself away.


Doughnuts

13. Doughnuts

Being high is an excuse to eat a dozen doughnuts all by yourself, isn't it? Yes, it totally is.


Bacon Cheeseburger

14. Bacon Cheeseburger

The bacon cheeseburger. Mmmm mmmm good. Because bacon.


White Castle

15. White Castle

Harold and Kumar didn't have an adventure to White Castle for no reason!


Sour Belts

16. Sour Belts

Sour belts, cousin to the Sour Patch Kids, can also be bought in bulk on Amazon. Again, YOU'RE WELCOME.


Candy Bars

17. Candy Bars

Miniatures or full-size, you can't go wrong with candy bars!


Ice Cream

18. Ice Cream

Ice Cream, soft-serve, scooped, on a cone, in a bowl, with sprinkles or without, would make an excellent choice!


Inside the Fridge

19. Inside the Fridge

Just raid the fridge! Whatever's inside is good for the grubbing!


Potato Chips

20. Potato Chips

Potato chips leave less signs that they've been there than Doritos and they don't stink like Funyuns. Keep some on hand just in case!


Stoners eat like pregnant women. That's basically all you need to know. We've all heard the old adage "never go grocery shopping hungry," right?

Well, multiply that times one million for going grocery shopping high.

Before you know it you've got a cart full of things like cookie dough in a tub, frozen giant pretzels, mustard in four flavors, pre-made cream cheese frosting, and omigod you know what would go so good with this?

Grape Shasta and Orange Sherbet.

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Miley Cyrus is trying to make the best of a bad situation.

The singer remains stuck in the hospital due to an allergic reaction to sinus infection medication and has postponed her U.S. tour until August.

But at least she hasn't lost her sense of humor.

Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos
Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.
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Miley Cyrus Quacks Up

1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up

Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.


Miley Cyrus Hospital Pic

2. Miley Cyrus Hospital Pic

Miley Cyrus suffered an allergic reaction to medication and was hospitalized in April 2014. But at least she was still able to snap some selfies.


Miley Cyrus in Hospital

3. Miley Cyrus in Hospital

Miley Cyrus is in the hospital. She has an allergic reaction but will be just fine


Miley Cyrus Haircut Photo

4. Miley Cyrus Haircut Photo

This is what it looks like when Miley Cyrus gets a haircut. Fascinating, isn't it?


Totally Topless Miley Cyrus

5. Totally Topless Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is very topless in this Instagram photo. At least she has strategically placed her arm in a certain spot, though.


Smooching Their Pooch

6. Smooching Their Pooch

Miley Cyrus and her sister lay a smooch on the former's dog in this adorable Twit pic. Cute stuff.


Miley and Dog

7. Miley and Dog

We send our thoughts to Miley Cyrus. Her dog Floyd passed away in the spring of 2014.


Miley Cyrus and Floyd

8. Miley Cyrus and Floyd

Miley Cyrus cuddles up here with Floyd. The dog sadly died in Apri 2014.


Miley Cyrus Sunburn

9. Miley Cyrus Sunburn

Miley Cyrus has had too much sun. She might wanna lookout for skin cancer.


Miley Cyrus Bikini Crotch

10. Miley Cyrus Bikini Crotch

Miley Cyrus doesn't just pose here in a bikini. She does a crotch grab.


Miley Cyrus Joint Rolling

11. Miley Cyrus Joint Rolling

This is your basic photo of Miley Cyrus rolling a joint. She very much likes to smoke marijuana.


Miley Cyrus Lip Tattoo

12. Miley Cyrus Lip Tattoo

Miley Cyrus rocks an eccentric tattoo in this photo. Are you digging it?


Miley Cyrus Sex Toy Pic

13. Miley Cyrus Sex Toy Pic

Miley Cyrus poses here with a sex toy. Why? Because that's how Miley Cyrus rolls.


Miley Cyrus Instagram Image

14. Miley Cyrus Instagram Image

We're up close and very personal with Miley Cyrus in this photo. She's singing into a microphone on Instagram.


“This hospitals full of a bunch of QUACKS (get it??? Quacks) #punnyeveninthehospy," Cyrus wrote as a caption to the Instagram photo above yesterday.

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Happy Easter, THGers!

In honor of this major holiday, we're here a few Easter recipes to help you plan your day, along with a few examples of celebrity stoners because, hey, it's also 4/20.

The Cincinnati Zoo, meanwhile, has posted a video of one-yet old gorilla Gladys Stones taking part in her very first Easter Egg hunt

Yes, a baby gorilla and an Easter Egg hunt. What more needs to be said? Watch now:

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Holidays mean family and family means dinner! The traditional fare for Easter Sunday comes in two varieties: ham or standing rib roast. 

While those are tried and true staples, sometimes it's nice to get a little adventurous. We have 9 Easter recipes to tickle your tastebuds and fancy up your fête

9 Easter Recipes
Instead of the typical mid-morning snack, mix up a batch of Easter Bunny Trail Mix. The "carrots" are dried fruit! This is practically a health food!
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Easter Bunny Trail Mix

1. Easter Bunny Trail Mix

Instead of the typical mid-morning snack, mix up a batch of Easter Bunny Trail Mix. The "carrots" are dried fruit! This is practically a health food!


Strawberry Spinach Salad

2. Strawberry Spinach Salad

A strawberry spinach salad makes an excellent starter for your Easter Sunday dinner. The colors are vibrant making it pretty AND delicious.


Ham Steaks

3. Ham Steaks

Instead of the traditional spiral sliced ham, go for ham steaks on Easter Sunday. Topped with a maple-bourbon glaze, it's bound to be amazing.


Braised Beef Shanks

4. Braised Beef Shanks

If pork isn't your thing, go for braised beef shanks over a cheesy polenta! These cook slow, so give yourself plenty of time for optimum tenderness!


Smoked Salmon Deviled Eggs

5. Smoked Salmon Deviled Eggs

You have ALL those eggs laying around from the hunts, right? Turn them into Smoked Salmon Deviled Eggs and serve them with dinner.


Stovetop Mac and Cheese

6. Stovetop Mac and Cheese

Mac and cheese is the ultimate comfort food and a perfect side for almost any main course. This stovetop mac and cheese cooks up as creamy as those cooked in the oven.


Easter Egg Italian Bread

7. Easter Egg Italian Bread

Here's another use for all those eggs! But don't boil them yet! This Easter Egg Italian bread starts with dyed, raw eggs! It's also pretty to look at!


Gluten Free Pretzel Bread

8. Gluten Free Pretzel Bread

With this gluten free pretzel bread, there will be something for everyone at your table. Serve these as rolls with your meal, or slice and make sandwiches with leftovers! Mmm!


Coconut Truffles

9. Coconut Truffles

Instead of cakes or pies this Easter, serve these tasty two-bite coconut truffles! If you have any left over, freeze them for a midnight snack!


If your little ones are like most, they eat breakfast and then they're almost immediately hungry again. Make up a batch of Easter Trail Mix to hold them over between breakfast and lunch. It's cute and there's FRUIT! They won't even know they're eating something healthy because it's just so adorable!

This would also make an excellent Easter egg hunt snack food!

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Whether you're high on life or just high, 4/20 is the day for you.

It's a de facto tribute to all things marijuana and we know more than a handful of celebrities who'll be smoking some bud today.

While there are definitely more than 20 celebrity stoners we could have listed here, this seems like as good a place as any to start.

So, while they roll up a joint and try to work on a Giant M&M Cookies Recipe or a Funfetti Cupcakes Recipe ahead of time, you can roll up a chair and flip through this slideshow.

20 Celebrity Stoners for 4/20
"You knowz mofo be rollin' up summa dat dank ass sticky-icky-icky and gettin' fizaded off the bubonic chronic right muthaf--kin' now." Uhhh, what Snoop said.
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Snoop Dogg

1. Snoop Dogg

"You knowz mofo be rollin' up summa dat dank ass sticky-icky-icky and gettin' fizaded off the bubonic chronic right muthaf--kin' now." Uhhh, what Snoop said.


Willie Nelson

2. Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson has been arrested more than once for his love of the Mary Jane. He's 80 years old. Can't we all just leave the man alone!


Matthew McConaughey

3. Matthew McConaughey

Alright, alright, alright. Neptune and your mama and surfing and all that other stuff he talked about during the 2014 awards season sort of seems like he's stoned ALL THE TIME.


Chris Brown

4. Chris Brown

Pot normally mellows people out, right? Looks like maybe Chris Brown should smoke MORE of it instead of less.


Rihanna

5. Rihanna

If you follow Rihanna on Instagram you know she doesn't really keep her love of Laughing Grass a secret.


Jenelle Evans

6. Jenelle Evans

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans would rather GO TO JAIL than submit to random drug testing while on probation. That's...dedication? She also (allegedly) smoked up while pregnant with her second child. And probably her first.


Lindsay Lohan

7. Lindsay Lohan

After multiple stints in rehab, Lindsay Lohan can't quit the reefer. Or the alcohol. And maybe not even the harder drugs that ruined her career AND her looks.


Arnold Schwarzenegger

8. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger, body builder, actor, and former governor of California, gave a frank interview where he talked about smoking up.


Bill Clinton

9. Bill Clinton

Governor Bill Clinton said he never inhaled during interviews on his way to the White House. He also said he did not have sex with that woman, for whatever that's worth.


Ryan Lochte

10. Ryan Lochte

If you've ever heard Ryan Lochte give an interview, the fact that he practices the puff, puff, pass as much as he does the butterfly stroke comes as no surprise.


Jeff Bridges

11. Jeff Bridges

The DUDE! The Big Lebowski quotes make this more than just an assumption.


Brooke Mueller

12. Brooke Mueller

Brooke Mueller, ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, prefers hard drugs like her former spouse. In a pinch, weed will do.


Miley Cyrus

13. Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus proudly proclaims that she smokes the Sweet Leaf and blasts pictures of marijuana all over her Bangerz tour. The show itself kind of seems like one big hallucination, so maybe she's doing more than just mariuana.


Bobbi Kristina Brown

14. Bobbi Kristina Brown

Bobbi Kristina Brown might have married her sort-of brother but before that she was making bong videos.


Chace Crawford

15. Chace Crawford

Chace Crawford might be a lesser-known actor who sort of looks like Ian Somerhalder, but that didn't keep him out of the slammer for possession of marijuana.


Woody Harrelson

16. Woody Harrelson

All the dirty hippies love the hash, right? Woody Harrelson is no exception.


Zach Galifianakis

17. Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis is blazing trails on light night television, probably while being baked.


Jennifer Lawrence

18. Jennifer Lawrence

Paparazzi caught Jennifer Lawrence and The Hunger Games costar Josh Hutcherson getting ready to get high on a balcony in Hawaii.


Justin Bieber

19. Justin Bieber

When Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami, he told cops he had been smoking pot. That explains some of his crazy behaviors. He's just having fun, right?


Michael Phelps

20. Michael Phelps

Another Olympian who likes to get high, Michael Phelps was busted smoking pot between the 2008 and 2012 Summer Games. He also became the spokesperson for Subway. Coincidence?


Notably not pictured? Seth Rogen

Because of Seth Rogen's well-documented devotion to the doobie, and those who love to get high with the actor, he gets a slideshow of its own.

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Tila Tequila is pregnant, or so she alleged/threatened in a Twitter post Friday. If it's true, prepare yourselves for the apocalypse, 'cause that may be next.

Tila Tequila Pregnant

The controversial reality star told her followers:

“Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way."

“Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy!”

Yayy.

"May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! I love you sooooo much little baby!" she added, one day after teasing us with the following:

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If one thing's for sure after looking through this slideshow it's that Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon needs to start handing out his business card on the red carpet. 

Or we could just let people age like they're supposed to so they don't end up looking like Joan Rivers one day. Yeah, there's that option.

Here, so you can see and believe, are 18 stars who are the same age. You can Google if you want, but you might be too busy picking your jaw up off the floor to do that.

18 Stars You Won't Believe Are the Same Age
Starting life as a Disney star might have done Selena Gomez good. She and Kate Upton are both 21 but one looks far older than the other.
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Kate Upton and Selena Gomez

1. Kate Upton and Selena Gomez

Starting life as a Disney star might have done Selena Gomez good. She and Kate Upton are both 21 but one looks far older than the other.


Jon Hamm and Jared Leto

2. Jon Hamm and Jared Leto

Mad Men's Jon Hamm and Dallas Buyer's Club's Jared Leto are both 42. Maybe it's the long hair that keeps Leto looking so Jordan Catalono-like.


Robin Wright and Halle Berry

3. Robin Wright and Halle Berry

Robin Wright and Halle Berry are both 47 years old. Halle just gave birth to her second child while Robin's are grown and flown.


Andrew Lincoln and Jim Parsons

4. Andrew Lincoln and Jim Parsons

Also joining the 40 club are Andrew Lincoln and The Big Bang Theory's Jim Parsons. Looks like killing zombies has added some years to Lincoln.


Leonardo DiCaprio and Seth Green

5. Leonardo DiCaprio and Seth Green

It's hard to believe it, but Leonardi DiCaprio and Seth Green are both 40 years old. Does Seth Green look 40 to you?


Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson

6. Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson

Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson were born in 1990. In addition to a birth year, they share a love of Dior.


Kim Novak and Joan Rivers

7. Kim Novak and Joan Rivers

Kim Novak and Joan Rivers were both born in 1933. One of them clearly aged more gracefully...with the help of a better plastic surgeon.


Rob Lowe and Russell Crowe

8. Rob Lowe and Russell Crowe

Rob Lowe and Russell Crowe are 1) poetic and 2) 50 years old. But you couldn't tell it by these photos.


Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson

9. Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson

Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson, both known for their bodies and reality TV star power, are both 33! Incredible!


From booze, to drugs, to just plain ol' genetics, everybody ages. Even Hollywood's rich and famous and attention-seeking reality TV stars.

Some just do it better than others.

And Hollywood's women do it better than the men, even counting Joan Rivers among the lot.

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Ask anybody you meet to name a one hit wonder and they'll be able to do it. We might not remember who sang it, but the melody is probably an earworm we can't forget.

Like the Kandi Burruss hit that heads off the slideshow below. Sure, she's a Grammy winner, but Porsha Williams landed more hits on Kenya Moore than Kandi landed on the charts as a solo artist.

And then there's Brooke Hogan, Chumbawumba, and American Idol alums Elliott Yamin and Kimberly Locke!

One hit wonders are so ubiquitous Tom Hanks and Liv Tyler made a movie about them. Everybody remember pulling for Tom Everett Scott to get the girl and the gig? I do.

I also remember these 20 one hit wonders which are sure to rock your morning. Or just send you fondly strolling down Nostalgia Lane.

20 One Hit Wonders
Well if this one hit wonder isn't PERFECT for 4/20, we just don't know what is.
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Afroman - Because I Got High

1. Afroman - Because I Got High

Well if this one hit wonder isn't PERFECT for 4/20, we just don't know what is.


Kandi - Don't Think I'm Not

2. Kandi - Don't Think I'm Not

Before she was a Real Housewife of Atlanta, Kandi Burruss was going by Kandi and recording songs like "Don't Think I'm Not."


Norman Greenbaum - Spirit In The Sky

3. Norman Greenbaum - Spirit In The Sky

As an oft-featured song on movie soundtracks, it's hard to believe Spirit In The Sky was Norman Greenbaum's only hit.


D4L - Laffy Taffy

4. D4L - Laffy Taffy

Hmmm, wonder if this was the inspiration for all of Miley Cyrus' twerking? Or if maybe they were all just munching on Laffy Taffy and this is what came out of D4L's jam session.


Brooke Hogan - About Us

5. Brooke Hogan - About Us

Brooke Hogan, daughter of Hulk Hogan, tried to make it in the music business. She failed. It was epic.


Kimberly Locke - Eighth World Wonder

6. Kimberly Locke - Eighth World Wonder

Kimberly Locke, another American Idol finalist, is also another one hit wonder. But hey, she had one, right? That's more than Taylor Hicks can say, and he WON.


Asher Roth - I Love College

7. Asher Roth - I Love College

Do you know why Asher Roth loved college? Probably because he knew how to celebrate 4/20.


Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting

8. Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting

Don't even try to pretend like you haven't sung this song while ALSO pretending you're really Kung Fu fighting.


Aqua - Barbie Girl

9. Aqua - Barbie Girl

Barbie Girl. Because life is fantastic when you're plastic. Or living off of air and light.


Mr. Big - To Be With You

10. Mr. Big - To Be With You

Mr. Big's "To Be With You" is like many of the 80s big hair ballads: the only one the band made.


Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy

11. Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy

Maybe you ARE too sexy for your shirt. If so, there's a one hit wonder for that.


Nena - 99 Luftballoons

12. Nena - 99 Luftballoons

If you don't know "99 Luftballoons" you should. Watch Wedding Crashers and get educated. Or just watch this video.


Elliott Yamin - Wait For You

13. Elliott Yamin - Wait For You

Elliott Yamin, and American Idol finalist, has exactly ONE HIT under his post-Idol belt. But hey, it was a decent one?


Yael Naim - New Soul

14. Yael Naim - New Soul

After Yael Naim's "New Soul" became the apple theme song, we didn't hear anything else from her, which is too bad, because this song's fun!


Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out

15. Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out

"Who Let The Dogs Out" was another song of summer that led the Baha Men....nowhere. Oh well.


Come On Eileen

16. Come On Eileen

Come ON, Eileen! Why'd you have to go and be a one-hit wonder?


Tony Basil - Mickey

17. Tony Basil - Mickey

Oh, Tony, it's a pity, you don't understand, that this song featuring you in a cheerleading skirt in your mid-30s was destined to be your only hit.


Chumbawumba - Tubthumping

18. Chumbawumba - Tubthumping

This song probably became a one hit wonder because NO ONE KNOWS what "Tubthumping" is about! Except alcohol. We got that.


Len - Steal My Sunshine

19. Len - Steal My Sunshine

"Steal My Sunshine" was Len's ONLY hit, which all too often happens to songs of summer.


Marcy Playground - Sex and Candy

20. Marcy Playground - Sex and Candy

Marcy Playground's "Sex and Candy" is actually ABOUT drugs. And sex. It's, like, totally rock and roll.


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NBC is about to announce some news that is totally bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Bananas:

Gwen Stefani will take over for Christina Aguilera as a judge on Season 7 of The Voice.

Stefani, Gwen

The network itself is yet to confirm the switch, but sources tell TMZ that Aguilera will be too far along in her pregnancy (8-9 months) by the time the Season 7 Battle Rounds begin to effectively participate.

Enter the former No Doubt singer. She'll swoop down into a fancy red chair in June when new episodes start filming.

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