On The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 9 Episode 14 Monday evening, someone surprisingly announced they're getting married. Who was it?
We'll get to that shortly. We pick up after Shannon Beador's meltdown. If you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online, you know it was epic.
The blood pressure of the other wives and even viewers was heightened after that display, which saw her storm out of Lizzie Rovsek's beach party.
After taking a walk, she returned and apologized, saying, "I feel as though I got ambushed ... I'm human, but I'm not proud of my display of humanness."
Following the display we'd just seen, it's as good as you could hope for.
Meanwhile, "Tamra's up to something," Vicki Gunvalson said of her fellow cast member and longtime instigator. "I think she's afraid of Heather."
"I don't do well when I drink. I say stupid things," admitted Tamra Barney in what might be the understatement of the year or even Bravo history.
Tamra, of course, all but admitted she was the one who told Shannon that rivals Heather and Terry Dubrow wanted "to take the Beadors down."
That led to Shannon's meltdown, but Tamra had one of her own last night ... when son Ryan Vieth told her that he was quitting his job at CUT fitness.
He was moving to be with girlfriend Sarah Rodriguez, who he recently met on Instagram, and who Tamra learned was also a mother of three.
Who owns a gun store, and was packing at that very moment.
But the biggest shocks of all were yet to come last night:
"She kind of looks like me," said mom Barney. "It's weird."
That it is ... and they're getting married! In September!
Tamra was left in tears, and not necessarily tears of joy.
"You can't spring this on me! This is not right!" Tamra said.
Wait until she learns Sarah is also pregnant ... goodness.
Vicki, meanwhile, tried to mend fences between her daughter Briana and Gunvalson's boyfriend Brooks Ayers before Briana moved to Oklahoma.
"There's gonna be one day when I have a woo-hoo celebration [about Brooks and Briana]," said an overly optimistic Vicki about her therapy session.
OCs Tamra was quite the bodacious bikini babe. Still is!