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Already going through Sharknado 2 withdrawal?

Wondering how you'll ever make it until Sharknado 3 without more ridiculously constructed animal monsters to satisfy your craving for low budget violence in a weekly basis? Have no fear. 

Dantes Pekingese is here! And so is Volcanine! And so are Earthquake and Purr-icane!

Indeed, some genius Internet users have put together fake trailers for phony movies, all of which we'd totally watch if they were on tonight. Which holds the greatest intrigue?

Which do you hope Syfy purchases the right to? Watch and weigh in now:

Of course, we also have your fill of Sharknado 2 content.

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Yesterday, the world witnessed a conflict that made the situation in Gaza look like a day at Disneyland.

We're talking, of course, about the Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom fight

With all the conflicting stories from witnesses, and Bieber's trash talk on Instagram, it can be hard to sort out what actually took place on that fateful night in Ibiza. Fortunately, Stephen Colbert is here to break it all down:

"I do not condone this kind of violence," Colbert told his audience last night. "Because Bloom missed Bieber's face." Comedy Central's foremost faux-conservative then pointed out that if Bloom had connected, Bieber would've had "his first hit in years."

But Colbert didn't just provide a ringside blow-by-blow. (Okay, so it was just the one blow.) Like the serious journalist that he is, he went deeper and analyzed the causes of the whiff heard round the world:

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Former tabloid journalist Robert Hoffman has been exposing stunning secrets about Kate Gosselin for weeks now.

First we learned that Gosselin used her kids to become famous (a plan she apparently formulated before she even had a family or a spouse/sperm donor).

Then came reports of the awful, abusive treatment to which Gosselin subjected her children and husband, the likes of which their TLC show barely scratched the surface of.

Hoffman now says Kate forcing her kids to be on TV was just the tip of the iceberg.

Kate Gosselin, Twins
Kate Gosselin is the mother of many kids. But she always put her financial and famous interests about theirs it seems.

The author claims to have obtained excerpts from Gosselin's journal, including one 2007 entry in which the reality star writes of a "stress meltdown," during which she physically attacked son Colin.

Hoffman says it all started when Colin knocked over a chair after being punished:

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Lorde is officially on The Hunger Games team.

The young singer confirmed today that she will write and sing an original song for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 and that she will also be in charge of compiling the entire album.

"Curating the soundtrack for such a hotly-anticipated film was a challenge, but I jumped at the chance,” Lorde said in a statement. “The cast and story are an inspiration for all musicians participating and, as someone with cinematic leanings, being privy to a different creative process has been a unique experience."

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 will be released on November 21, bringing back Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss, Liam Hemsworth as Gale and Josh Hutcherson as Peeta.

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Kylie Jenner hasn't even had her driver's license for a year, but she's already collecting six-figure cars (and posting photos of them online, obviously).

The 16-year-old sister of Kendall Jenner and half-sister of all the Kardashians got a Mercedes G-Class SUV for her Sweet 16 last August. Price: $110K.

Now she's supplementing that with a brand new Range Rover, which she posted a photo of Wednesday with the caption "Just got this little beauty."

  • Kylie Jenner Range Rover
  • Kylie Jenner: 16 Going on 30

She also linked to Spin Imaging, a company that specializes in customizing vehicles, about the "transformation" this ride will soon experience.

So basically, her second whip is a Range Rover ... that will soon be pimped out.

Naturally, fans and haters of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians youngster took to Instagram and Twitter to share their reactions, good and bad.

We won't even reprint some terrible things people said, because regardless of how obnoxious Kylie might be, she does have feelings. Presumably.

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You've seen the Orlando Bloom crying photo.

You've read through the celebrity reaction.

You've tried to wonder who, exactly, started the Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom fight.

But you haven't witnessed the actual punch thrown by Bloom... UNTIL NOW!

The original video that surfaced online Tuesday night of the confrontation between this actor and this artist was grainy and taken from a weird angle. It was also brief and didn't zero in on the actual attempted knockout.

New footage has been been unveiled, however, and it makes it very clear: the stars exchange words, Bloom unleashes a roundhouse and one of Bieber's bodyguards gets in the way of its intended target:

Justin better give that man a raise!

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Taylor Swift may be providing dating advice to fans online these days, but according to a new report from Star magazine, the famously unlucky in love singer could use some romance tips of her own.

Taylor Swift: Hot in NYC
Taylor looked better than ever as she stepped out in Manhattan today. NYC seems to agree with her!

The latest issue of the tabloid features an interview with an unidentified ex of Taylor's who has some interesting insights that may shed light on why she's so chronically single.

The ex (who Star notes is not a celebrity) says TayTay is every bit the old lady in a hot 24-year-old's body that the media has made her out to be.

The man not only describes Taylor as "super needy," he says she frequently commits the cardinal cat lady sin of steering the conversation to her furry friend Meredith:

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Cameron Diaz is on the record: she will never become a mother.

But a bride? That may be a different story.

The actress and Benji Madden have only been dating for three months, but an insider tells People things have gotten VERY serious VERY quickly and the stars have "talked about marriage."

Hanging out in Los Angeles these days, the celebrities have been practically inseparable.

"Benji spends so much time at Cameron's that it seems he now kind of lives there," claims a source. "They look very happy together... Cameron hasn't looked this happy for years."

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Former Bachelor star Sean Lowe has the distinction of being the only one of 17 stars of the ABC franchise to marry the woman he chose on the finale.

That's right, The Bachelor is 1-for-17, or 1-for-18 if you count total seasons and both of Brad Womack's failed attempts at finding love, in that regard.

To be fair, Jason Mesnick married his runner-up after changing his mind, and The Bachelorette is slightly more respectable, especially in recent years.

Sean knows what he's talking about when it comes to making a relationship work, so Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray might want to heed his advice:

  • Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici Red Carpet Pic
  • Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray Pic

"Dear Andi, Josh Is Not Your Soul Mate."

In a blog post titled exactly that, Lowe offered both his congratulations and his wisdom to Andi Dorfman, cautioning her that the hard part is still ahead.

"I couldn't be happier for the new couple and wish them nothing but love and happiness going forward," wrote Sean who married Catherine Giudici on ABC.

But here's a reality check: "Nobody told Catherine and me that our toughest challenge would come after we rode those elephants off into the sunset."

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According to Buckingham Palace insiders, Kate Middleton and Prince William are moving to Anmer Hall to be closer to Will's new job as an air ambulance operator.

While some might consider it admirable that Will is taking on peasant work and devoting his life to helping others, many Brits are upset, as they believe he's both shirking his royal duties and putting himself in harm's way.

And that may be why Will and Kate are moving to Anmer secretly during their upcoming month-long "vacation."

Royal Eye Gazing
Aww, aren't they adorable? Kate Middleton and Prince William gaze into each other's eyes in this photo.

Yes, the royal couple and Prince George will be lying low for the entire month of August, but instead of jetting off to the private island of Mustique, as they usually do during long periods of downtime, they'll "be at Anmer for much of the time," according to a source.

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