Oh, Scott Disick. Don't you know you can't have your cake and eat it, too?

Ah, youth.

As you may have heard, Mexican drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman was recently apprehended after escaping from a Mexican prison back in July.

Guzman wields a tremendous amount of power in his home country, and after six months on the lam, international authorities reportedly began to question whether Mexicans authorities would be able to re-capture the head of the world's largest criminal empire. Perhaps that's why the US decided to intervene by offering up the services of our red-faced, booze-addled secret weapon - Sean Penn.

For two years, rumors abound of a secret romance between Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx, but the chatter has now escalated with reports that the two have become engaged.

Just one week after the death of Petey, her beloved dog of 15 years, Kaley Cuoco announced that a second rescue pup, Chester, has passed away.

Life is rough for Teresa Giudice. First you have to deal with your Real Housewives co-stars talking sh*t about you, and now it's your prison cellmate.

Whoa. This Josh Duggar porn star scandal has more twists and turns than a cornfield maze.

Yesterday we learned that Duggar claimed he never met Danica Dillon, much less paid for sex with her or abused her. Now Radar Online reports that he plans to prove his side of the story ... 

Kanye West used four simple words on Friday night to get the entertainment industry excited over one simple thing:

A NEW ALBUM!

Hunger Games star Amandla Stenberg took over Snapchat for Teen Vogue for an evening, and used the platform to confirm her sexual orientation: she's bisexual.

A couple weeks after getting our first look at Lamar Odom in the hospital, we have even more exciting news for fans of the former basketball star:

He's now out of the hospital!