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Is the lovely Jennifer Aniston pregnant and/or alone these days?

No, but why let that stop you if you’re a celebrity gossip tabloid.

Having recently proclaimed that she and Justin Theroux were “finally married,” and having impregnated her many times before, OK! is back at it this week.

Jennifer Aniston at SAGs
(Getty Images for Turner)

Just one week after Theroux had supposedly “crushed” Aniston’s dreams for a “winter getaway” wedding, too. Who knew there was also a baby involved!

If it involves Jennifer Aniston’s misery, it’s A-OK with OK!

 

According to the tabloid’s latest, things have became so “toxic” between Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux that the couple has taken a “break.”

The couple has pushed back their wedding, that is true.

A break, however, implies they’ve split, which isn’t true. At all.

Still, “Jen’s life lies in ruins,” a so-called “close friend” says. “

The wedding’s canceled, her man’s nowhere to be seen. Friends are worried that Jen’s closed off, and dealing with a pregnancy, abandoned and alone.”

“Her pals are desperately worried over what the future lies for her and Justin’s unborn child,” says the alleged friend in a totally real quote.

“The last thing anyone wants is for her to face life as a single mom.”

Indeed. Good thing she’s neither pregnant nor alone.