Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans has never been one to ... how shall we put it ...
Take things slow? Prioritize? Think before she acts? Use her brain period?
What we're getting at is that she's already moved in with Nathan Griffith.
The underwear model she's been dating for the past few weeks - a lifetime in Jenelle Land - does seem like a good guy. But really, girl? So soon?
"I live in Myrtle Beach now :)" she tweeted, confirming that she has already packed her bags and relocated to her new boyfriend's S.C. residence.
In addition to obvious concerns that this will end as badly for Jenelle Evans as things did with Kieffer Delp, Gary Head and Courtland Rogers, there's this:
What about Jace? You know, her little son?
Myrtle Beach is less than two hours down the coast from Wilmington, N.C., where Jace currently lives with Jenelle's mom, Barbara Evans, but still.
We all know she doesn't care. And it's sad.
Jace, quite frankly, is better off with Babs, but it's never been a priority for Jenelle, whose focus is rushing headlong into relationships with men.
How fast does the Carolina Hurricane move on? She's still married to Courtland Rogers (though he's in jail, we know) and miscarried his baby in 2013! This year!
Hope you're worth it, Nathan Griffith.
And have the cops on speed-dial.