Farrah Abraham doesn't take well to Kim Kardashian comparisons. Mostly because she considers herself smarter, brighter and superior in every way.
The Back Door Teen Mom said in an interview that she hates being likened to Kim because she “outshines” her in all aspects of life and is more intelligent.
“I definitely feel it’s an unfair comparison,” Farrah said. “I have been very successful with other things in my life besides just being a reality TV star.”
Yes, that's a real quote to New Jersey’s Metropolis Nights magazine.
In Farrah Abraham's mind, she totes “outshines” Kim Kardashian in every facet of life, not the least of which being their respective, personal relationships.
“I have books and other things that outshine Kim Kardashian,” she says. “I feel I just outshine her when it comes to both our personal and professional lives."
"That’s why I don’t like being compared to her,” Abraham adds.
“We’re two really different people. I don’t for see myself getting married more than once. I don’t see myself making the same choices that she has made."
"Good or bad, I just feel I’m going to be a smarter person.”
OUCH! Served, Kim! You've got nothing on this girl!!
At least Kim can take solace in the fact that Farrah is equally unimpressed by James Deen - as a person as well as a sexual performance artiste.
“When it comes to sexual performance I definitely need more than that,” she says of her co-star. “He isn’t as good as it may seem in the video.”
She also previously claimed he has a small unit, which is, well, a bit hard to believe for a man in his line of work ... Farrah is also a pathological liar.
As for her own performance, despite her egomania and elaborate plot to make bank as a porn star, Farrah says she's so much more than a porn star!
“I am not all about sex!” she says. “That is what people really think because that’s all people want to talk to me about. I’m more focused on life than my crotch.”
Or drinking the stagnant douche agua, as someone might put it.
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