Charlie Sheen UNLOADS on Farrah Abraham in Epic Rejection Letter

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A desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua.

That's how Charlie Sheen describes Farrah Abraham in an epic rejection letter after she leaked their text messages from earlier in the week.

What's he rejecting her from, you ask? His company, life, the planet ... who knows honestly. But he clearly wants nothing to do with her AT ALL.

Here's what Sheen wrote to Farrah Abraham:

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hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.


ROFL. Wow. Sheen's letter is an all-timer, even by Warlock standards. We're gonna guess no one in the troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life is #WINNING.

If you missed it, Farrah reached out to Charlie via text message last month, looking for a role on Anger Management, and/or a play date with their kids.

Sheen responded positively, agreeing to meet up, however that hadn't happened yet and sure as hell isn't going to now that she pulled this stunt.

Of course, much like her sex tape spin, the pathological liar will probably say her phone was hacked and it wasn't her who leaked the texts to the world.

That's how she rolls.


We all know the sex tape wasn't leaked. I feel sorry for her daughter


Farrah Abraham Sex Tape is on the Internet guys! Sexiest mom in the galaxy is doing it ;) You can watch it here:

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"Teen Mom star, midwest beauty Farrah Abraham breaks free with her most daring video ever, Farrah Superstar:

Backdoor Teen Mom. Made originally as a personal 'boudoir' tape, Farrah decided to release the video to her fans due to overwhelming response once news of the tape became public"

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Farrah is an Arabic name.


Ha ha ha! Attention whore. She's running out of ideas to be famous. What a mess


I do not blame him. She is a piece of trash. You know that it is sad that someone as crazy as Charlie Sheen rejecting her.

@ Ernest



Both are morons, even though one does well using 10-letter words.




Thank you Charlie! This dumbass girl does not understand that she is not a model, up and coming movie actress, or even a reality star, (I forwarded all of her scenes on teen mom). She is a porn star now. And no one gives a shit about her or takes her fake lying ass seriously!


So sad to see so many women being such vicious b1tches. Women's Lib achieved very little when it comes to attitudes to sex, judging by this. Promiscuous men are admired as studs, women as sluts. Nice job, b1tches.

@ TeeCee

It's not the SEX part we are aggravated with. I's the fact that she lies and tries to pass it off as something else. NOBODY likes a liar! Liberate THAT! - See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip....

@ Fahlina_G

Oh right, Fahlina... Charlie Sheen has never told a lie, I guess. What a guy!

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